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    <itunes:subtitle>A weekly comedic roundtable discussion</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>The Second Column is a weekly comedy podcast that features four improvisational actors who trade stories and jokes with their favorite comics, actors, writers and musicians in Los Angeles. Guests include Matt Walsh (Upright Citizens Brigade), Eddie Pepitone ("The Sarah Silverman Program"), Amy Rhodes ("Ellen"), Jen Kirkman ("Chelsea Lately"), John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory), Sean Conroy ("Late Night with Conan O'Brien"), Rasika Mathur ("Wild 'N Out"), Neil Campbell (Upright Citizens Brigade LA artistic director) and stand-up comics Ed Galvez and Asterios Kokkinos, among many others. The show is driven by its cast - Michael Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime and Sean Kearney. The longtime friends and improvisers have a chemistry that makes each episode fun for that week's guest - and the audience. The Second Column podcast launched on Sept. 15, 2007. It was the first podcast on the Internet. (No, it wasn't.)</itunes:summary>
    <description>The Second Column is a weekly comedy podcast that features four improvisational actors who trade stories and jokes with their favorite comics, actors, writers and musicians in Los Angeles. Guests include Matt Walsh (Upright Citizens Brigade), Eddie Pepitone ("The Sarah Silverman Program"), Amy Rhodes ("Ellen"), Jen Kirkman ("Chelsea Lately"), John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory), Sean Conroy ("Late Night with Conan O'Brien"), Rasika Mathur ("Wild 'N Out"), Neil Campbell (Upright Citizens Brigade LA artistic director) and stand-up comics Ed Galvez and Asterios Kokkinos, among many others. The show is driven by its cast - Michael Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime and Sean Kearney. The longtime friends and improvisers have a chemistry that makes each episode fun for that week's guest - and the audience. The Second Column podcast launched on Sept. 15, 2007. It was the first podcast on the Internet. (No, it wasn't.)</description>
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      <title>Podcast 200: The Final Show</title>
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      <itunes:subtitle>The final episode of The Second Column Podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>Podcast 199: Amy Rhodes Really Likes Baking, You Guys</title>
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      <description>Writer Amy Rhodes (Ellen) joins the second-last Second Column podcast to talk about her "famous" mom, why she bakes and meeting Michelle Obama.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Amy Rhodes (Ellen) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Amy Rhodes (Ellen) joins the second-last Second Column podcast to talk about her "famous" mom, why she bakes and meeting Michelle Obama.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 17:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>Podcast 198: L.A. Buns</title>
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      <description>Comedians John Kyle Grady and David Saenz join The Second Column podcast to talk about one-night stands, Los's trip to L.A. Buns and what it's like to be shot at. (It's very scary.)</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedians John Kyle Grady and David Saenz join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedians John Kyle Grady and David Saenz join The Second Column podcast to talk about one-night stands, Los's trip to L.A. Buns and what it's like to be shot at. (It's very scary.)</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:00:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>113:14</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Podcast 197: The Second Fort Column</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Ed Galvez and Kevin Ford (The Fort Podcast) join The Second Column to talk about second dates, kicking weed and the future of The Second Column.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ed Galvez and Kevin Ford (The Fort Podcast) join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Ed Galvez and Kevin Ford (The Fort Podcast) join The Second Column to talk about second dates, kicking weed and the future of The Second Column.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:21</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Podcast 196: The Hammer</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Director Oren Kaplan (The Hammer) talks about directing his first feature film, working with deaf actors, raising money for an independent movie and listens to a couple of awful movie pitches from Mike and Carlos. For more info about The Hammer, as well as movie times and locations, go to: thehammerfilm.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Director Oren Kaplan (The Hammer) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Director Oren Kaplan (The Hammer) talks about directing his first feature film, working with deaf actors, raising money for an independent movie and listens to a couple of awful movie pitches from Mike and Carlos. For more info about The Hammer, as well as movie times and locations, go to: thehammerfilm.com.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>Podcast 195: Hyper-chondriac</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Brian Frazer ("Hyper-chondriac") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about what it means to be a Hyper-chondriac, secretly dating his wife, writing bubbles for "Blind Date" and being stalked by Judge Judy.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Brian Frazer (Hyper-chondriac) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Brian Frazer ("Hyper-chondriac") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about what it means to be a Hyper-chondriac, secretly dating his wife, writing bubbles for "Blind Date" and being stalked by Judge Judy.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:41:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:36</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Podcast 194: Shacking Up</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Tiffany Current (How to Move in With Your Boyfriend and Not Break Up With Him) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her book, shacking up and divisive sex cats.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Tiffany Current joins joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Tiffany Current (How to Move in With Your Boyfriend and Not Break Up With Him) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her book, shacking up and divisive sex cats.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:27:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:52</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Podcast 193: Joe and Jen Get Married</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Author/new wife Jen Donatelli joins The Second Column podcast gang to talk about Joe and Jen's recent wedding in Cleveland. A good time was had by all, and by all we mean Sean.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Author/new wife Jen Donatelli joins joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Author/new wife Jen Donatelli joins The Second Column podcast gang to talk about Joe and Jen's recent wedding in Cleveland. A good time was had by all, and by all we mean Sean.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:27:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>88:17</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Podcast 192: Traffic Flirting</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Meryl Hathaway (College Humor, UCB) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about how she looks like Minnie Driver, peeing onstage, clowning and competitive jump-roping.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Meryl Hathaway (College Humor, UCB) joins joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Meryl Hathaway (College Humor, UCB) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about how she looks like Minnie Driver, peeing onstage, clowning and competitive jump-roping.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/359-meryl-hathaway-podcast-ep-192</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:27:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:57</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Podcast 191: Up with Henry Dittman</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor/writer Henry Dittman (Entourage, Brothers and Sisters) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about befriending the UPS guy, making beer commercials in Japan and performing for Up with People.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor/writer Henry Dittman (Entourage, Brothers and Sisters) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor/writer Henry Dittman (Entourage, Brothers and Sisters) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about befriending the UPS guy, making beer commercials in Japan and performing for Up with People.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/358-henry-dittman-podcast-ep-191</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/358-henry-dittman-podcast-ep-191</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:56:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>73:03</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 190: Perfect Albums</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Dave Holmes (MTV, Reno 911) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about MTV's 30th anniversary, asking for what you want, not being anyone's idea of gay and lists his five perfect albums.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dave Holmes (MTV, Reno 911) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dave Holmes (MTV, Reno 911) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about MTV's 30th anniversary, asking for what you want, not being anyone's idea of gay and lists his five perfect albums.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 18:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>71:12</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 189: 140 Miles Per Hour</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Author Angel Triggs (Yellow Police Tape, My Blue Soul) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about riding her motorcycle from LA to San Diego in 56 minutes, other feats of daring, running away from home and her most dangerous adventure of all, attending Cal State LA.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Author Angel Triggs (Yellow Police Tape, My Blue Soul) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Author Angel Triggs (Yellow Police Tape, My Blue Soul) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about riding her motorcycle from LA to San Diego in 56 minutes, other feats of daring, running away from home and her most dangerous adventure of all, attending Cal State LA.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/356-angel-triggs-podcast-ep-189</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2011 18:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>71:12</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 188: The Incredible Mr. Andrew Hanson</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Andrew Hanson returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about movies and writing and stuff. We taped this show a few months back, for Joe, because he is traveling a bit this summer, and Joe up and lost the show notes. But he remembers having a really great time during the show and that a bunch of funny stuff was said that you will probably enjoy.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Andrew Hanson returns to The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Andrew Hanson returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about movies and writing and stuff. We taped this show a few months back, for Joe, because he is traveling a bit this summer, and Joe up and lost the show notes. But he remembers having a really great time during the show and that a bunch of funny stuff was said that you will probably enjoy.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>62:54</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 187: A Series of Questions</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Rob O'Reilly (Last Comic Standing) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about unfortunate hookup stories, how Mike, Sean, Joe and Carlos are nothing like their photos and the shortest cab ride ever.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Rob O'Reilly (Last Comic Standing) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Rob O'Reilly (Last Comic Standing) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about unfortunate hookup stories, how Mike, Sean, Joe and Carlos are nothing like their photos and the shortest cab ride ever.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/354-rob-oreilly-podcast-ep-187</link>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 186: Sean's Wedding</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Dan Donatelli joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Sean's wedding, which Dan, Mike, Carlos and Joe attended a few days before. The guys also confront Mike about his steroid problem.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Dan Donatelli joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Dan Donatelli joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Sean's wedding, which Dan, Mike, Carlos and Joe attended a few days before. The guys also confront Mike about his steroid problem.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/353-dan-donatelli-podcast-ep-186</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 18:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:06</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 185: No Wire Hangers</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Joe Hartzler (HBO's Funny or Die Presents) joins The Second Column to talk about growing up in Amish country, getting crazy at a Phish concert, relatives who fire guns out their windows and the scariest Halloween story we've ever heard.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Joe Hartzler (HBO's Funny or Die Presents) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Joe Hartzler (HBO's Funny or Die Presents) joins The Second Column to talk about growing up in Amish country, getting crazy at a Phish concert, relatives who fire guns out their windows and the scariest Halloween story we've ever heard.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/No_Wire_Hangers.mp3" length="50426645" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/352-joe-hartzler-podcast-ep-185</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/352-joe-hartzler-podcast-ep-185</guid>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 17:35:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:00</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 184: Live from the Improv Comedy Lab with Jamie Denbo and John Ross Bowie</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory) and actress Jamie Denbo (Terriers, Weeds) join The Second Column Podcast to talk about married life,political scandals, Twitter, Skype fights and John's sea legs in this special episode recorded at the Improv Comedy Lab.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory) and actress Jamie Denbo (Terriers, Weeds) The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor John Ross Bowie (Big Bang Theory) and actress Jamie Denbo (Terriers, Weeds) join The Second Column Podcast to talk about married life,political scandals, Twitter, Skype fights and John's sea legs in this special episode recorded at the Improv Comedy Lab.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/351-john-ross-bowie-jamie-denbo-podcast-ep-184</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:21:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>67:56</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 183: Third Time's a Charm</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Hank Garrett (Car 54 Where Are You?, Three Days of the Condor) and stand-up comedian Grace Fraga talk about being engaged, the time "Judo" Gene Lebell choked out Steven Seagal and made him wet his pants, wearing Robert Redford's shoes home from Three Days of the Condor, how Grace really goes all-out when she auditions, how long her real name is, plus Hank regales us with tales of Milton Berle's infamously large manhood.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Hank Garrett (Car 54 Where Are You?, Three Days of the Condor) and stand-up comedian Grace Fraga join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Hank Garrett (Car 54 Where Are You?, Three Days of the Condor) and stand-up comedian Grace Fraga talk about being engaged, the time "Judo" Gene Lebell choked out Steven Seagal and made him wet his pants, wearing Robert Redford's shoes home from Three Days of the Condor, how Grace really goes all-out when she auditions, how long her real name is, plus Hank regales us with tales of Milton Berle's infamously large manhood.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/350-hank-garrett-grace-fraga-podcast-ep-183</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/350-hank-garrett-grace-fraga-podcast-ep-183</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 19:21:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>73:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>hank garrett, grace fraga, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 182: Why You Should Own a Mountain</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress and entrepreneur Claudia Wells (Back to the Future, Alien Armageddon) rejoins The Second Column podcast to talk about meeting Bill Clinton, dating a man who owns a mountain, voicing Jennifer Parker in the BTTF video game and her special friendship with a certain iconic musician who is not Don Henley.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress and entrepreneur Claudia Wells (Back to the Future, Alien Armageddon) rejoins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress and entrepreneur Claudia Wells (Back to the Future, Alien Armageddon) rejoins The Second Column podcast to talk about meeting Bill Clinton, dating a man who owns a mountain, voicing Jennifer Parker in the BTTF video game and her special friendship with a certain iconic musician who is not Don Henley.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Why_You_Should_Own_A_Mountain.mp3" length="47875379" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/349-claudia-wells-podcast-ep-182</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/349-claudia-wells-podcast-ep-182</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 18:24:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>claudia wells, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 181: Book Club</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Jessica Runck and Noah Longo join The Second Column podcast to talk about their original Web series "Book Club," testing non-FDA approved drugs for cash, losing out TV roles to Jan Brady and Concordia College's awesome mascot, the Cobber. Check out Book Club here. And check out Concordia's feared mascot here.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jessica Runck and Noah Longo (Book Club Web series) join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jessica Runck and Noah Longo join The Second Column podcast to talk about their original Web series "Book Club," testing non-FDA approved drugs for cash, losing out TV roles to Jan Brady and Concordia College's awesome mascot, the Cobber. Check out Book Club here. And check out Concordia's feared mascot here.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Book_Club.mp3" length="43491701" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/348-jessica-runck-noah-longo-podcast-ep-181</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/348-jessica-runck-noah-longo-podcast-ep-181</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:03:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>72:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jessica runck, noah longo, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 180: Culture Popping with Vanessa and Cole</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Cole Stratton and Vanessa Ragland (Pop My Culture podcast) join The Second Column to talk about making Rolling Stone's list of best podcasts, Vanessa's tattoos and being hunted by the Zodiac Killer, among other topics.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Cole Stratton and Vanessa Ragland (Pop My Culture podcast) join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Cole Stratton and Vanessa Ragland (Pop My Culture podcast) join The Second Column to talk about making Rolling Stone's list of best podcasts, Vanessa's tattoos and being hunted by the Zodiac Killer, among other topics.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Culture_Popping_with_Vanessa_and_Cole.mp3" length="35752353" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/347-cole-stratton-vanessa-ragland-podcast-ep-180</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/347-cole-stratton-vanessa-ragland-podcast-ep-180</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 17:00:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>59:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>cole stratton, vanessa ragland, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 179: Iris Bahr</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Television show creator Iris Bahr joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her HDNet show Svetlana, Mark Cuban, Asian sex shows, what her mother kept in the refrigerator and why brain-mapping is a bad job for actors. The second season of Svetlana is now airing on HDNet. And check out the Hos Before Bros video mentioned on the show.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Television show creator Iris Bahr joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Television show creator Iris Bahr joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her HDNet show Svetlana, Mark Cuban, Asian sex shows, what her mother kept in the refrigerator and why brain-mapping is a bad job for actors. The second season of Svetlana is now airing on HDNet. And check out the Hos Before Bros video mentioned on the show.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Iris_Bahr.mp3" length="38648476" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/346-iris-bahr-podcast-ep-179</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/346-iris-bahr-podcast-ep-179</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 17:05:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>64:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>iris bahr, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 178: In The Way</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Rory Scovel (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about getting engaged, his appearance on Fallon and people who are in the way.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Rory Scovel (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) returns to The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Rory Scovel (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon) returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about getting engaged, his appearance on Fallon and people who are in the way.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/In_The_Way.mp3" length="46759640" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/345-rory-scovel-podcast-ep-178</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/345-rory-scovel-podcast-ep-178</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 17:31:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>77:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>rory scoval, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 177: Jamie and Amber from The Long Shot</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedians Jamie Flam and Amber Kenny of The Long Shot podcast join The Second Column to talk about hippie communes, hitting rock bottom, sports glory and that one time Amber got naked in college.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedians Jamie Flam and Amber Kenny of The Long Shot podcast join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedians Jamie Flam and Amber Kenny of The Long Shot podcast join The Second Column to talk about hippie communes, hitting rock bottom, sports glory and that one time Amber got naked in college.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Amber_and_Jamie_from_the_Long_Shot.mp3" length="46152393" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/344-jamie-flam-amber-kenny-podcast-ep-177</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/344-jamie-flam-amber-kenny-podcast-ep-177</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 13:50:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Amber Kenny, Jamie Flam, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 176: Before He Was Famous</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Stevie Mack (Last Comic Standing) joins The Second Column to talk about the Hollywood space that exists between talent and fame, creating his own comedy shows, his brief appearance in Better of Dead, appearing in a Depeche Mode video, kicking drugs and the time he saw a ghost-alien.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Stevie Mack (Last Comic Standing) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Stevie Mack (Last Comic Standing) joins The Second Column to talk about the Hollywood space that exists between talent and fame, creating his own comedy shows, his brief appearance in Better of Dead, appearing in a Depeche Mode video, kicking drugs and the time he saw a ghost-alien.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Before_He_Was_Famous.mp3" length="43286403" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/343-stevie-mack-podcast-ep-176</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/343-stevie-mack-podcast-ep-176</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:53:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>72:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>stevie mack, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 175: The Strange Familiar</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Kira Leyden and Jeff Andrea of The Strange Familiar join The Second Column podcast to play two of their songs live and talk about writing a hit song for Ashlee Simpson, getting seen and getting hosed on America's Got Talent and what it's like to be married to someone in the band.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Kira Leyden and Jeff Andrea of The Strange Familiar join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Kira Leyden and Jeff Andrea of The Strange Familiar join The Second Column podcast to play two of their songs live and talk about writing a hit song for Ashlee Simpson, getting seen and getting hosed on America's Got Talent and what it's like to be married to someone in the band.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/The_Strange_Familiar.mp3" length="47797233" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/342-the-strange-familiar-podcast-ep-175</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/342-the-strange-familiar-podcast-ep-175</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:26:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the strange familiar, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 174: Magic Underwear</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer/director Brian Dalton ("Mr. Deity") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Mike's really tight shirt, receiving death threats from people who love God, magic underwear, atheism and the least crazy religion. Also, Mike describes a conversation with God. You can catch Mr. Deity at www.mrdeity.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer/director Brian Dalton ("Mr. Deity") joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer/director Brian Dalton ("Mr. Deity") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Mike's really tight shirt, receiving death threats from people who love God, magic underwear, atheism and the least crazy religion. Also, Mike describes a conversation with God. You can catch Mr. Deity at www.mrdeity.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Magic_Underwear.mp3" length="49276805" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/341-brian-dalton-podcast-ep-174</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/341-brian-dalton-podcast-ep-174</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 13:20:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:05</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>brian dalton, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 173: Sorry, Conan</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedy writer Jordan Likover joins The Second Column podcast to talk about writing Conan O'Brien's Twitter bio, his TV pilot, Jordan's favorite movie ever -- Ultimate Fights Vol. 2 -- and southern ladies of the night.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedy writer Jordan Likover joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedy writer Jordan Likover joins The Second Column podcast to talk about writing Conan O'Brien's Twitter bio, his TV pilot, Jordan's favorite movie ever -- Ultimate Fights Vol. 2 -- and southern ladies of the night.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Sorry_Conan.mp3" length="39464289" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/340-jordan-likover-podcast-ep-173</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/340-jordan-likover-podcast-ep-173</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:02:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jordan likover, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 172: Beautiful</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Katie Matthews joins The Second Column podcast to talk about sleeping in her clothes, bikini modeling and getting sent to the big house.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Katie Matthews joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Katie Matthews joins The Second Column podcast to talk about sleeping in her clothes, bikini modeling and getting sent to the big house.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Beautiful.mp3" length="53481609" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/339-katie-matthews-podcast-ep-172</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/339-katie-matthews-podcast-ep-172</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:39:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>89:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>katie matthews, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 171: Live from the Improv Comedy Lab</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedians Eddie Pepitone and Sean Conroy join The Second Column podcast for our first show in front of a live, theater audience at the Improv Comedy Lab. Conroy and Pepitone discuss their 18-year history performing comedy together, the show survives a microphone crisis and the gang talks ball-busting, murdering dentists, among many, many other things. Conroy and Pepitone both appear on The Longshot Podcast.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedians Eddie Pepitone and Sean Conroy join The Second Column podcast for our first show in front of a live, theater audience at the Improv Comedy Lab.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedians Eddie Pepitone and Sean Conroy join The Second Column podcast for our first show in front of a live, theater audience at the Improv Comedy Lab. Conroy and Pepitone discuss their 18-year history performing comedy together, the show survives a microphone crisis and the gang talks ball-busting, murdering dentists, among many, many other things. Conroy and Pepitone both appear on The Longshot Podcast.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Live_from_the_Improv_Comedy_Lab.mp3" length="38487129" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/338-eddie-pepitone-sean-conroy-podcast-ep-171</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/338-eddie-pepitone-sean-conroy-podcast-ep-171</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 20:10:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>64:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>eddie pepitone, sean conroy, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 170: Sean Kearney Has Left the Room</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Joe Massingill (Disney XD's Zeke and Luther) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about working in a Wild West show, winning the audition from hell, his implanted cardiac defibrillator and his first professional theater review. Also, Sean almost faints twice. Massingill's improv team performs at the Space Heater Comedy Theater in LA on Tuesdays at 10 pm.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Joe Massingill (Disney XD's Zeke and Luther) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Joe Massingill (Disney XD's Zeke and Luther) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about working in a Wild West show, winning the audition from hell, his implanted cardiac defibrillator and his first professional theater review. Also, Sean almost faints twice. Massingill's improv team performs at the Space Heater Comedy Theater in LA on Tuesdays at 10 pm.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Sean_Kearney_Has_Left_The_Room.mp3" length="36684009" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/337-joe-massingill-podcast-ep-170</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/337-joe-massingill-podcast-ep-170</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:21:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>61:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>joe massingill, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 169: Ukulele Rock Star</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Musician Holland Greco joins The Second Column podcast to rock out on her ukulele, talk about working with Marty Scorsese and brag about the prolific joint-rolling skills she picked up while working at a pot dispensary. To hear more of Holland's music go to: http://hollandgreco.com/.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Musician Holland Greco joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Musician Holland Greco joins The Second Column podcast to rock out on her ukulele, talk about working with Marty Scorsese and brag about the prolific joint-rolling skills she picked up while working at a pot dispensary. To hear more of Holland's music go to: http://hollandgreco.com/.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/Ukelele_Rock_Star.mp3" length="47254687" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/336-holland-greco-podcast-ep-169</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/336-holland-greco-podcast-ep-169</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:19:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>78:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>holland greco, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 168: To The Cabstand</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Gian Molina ("Community," "Reno 911") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about his side career as a massage therapist, how to handle women who ask for happy endings, jamming with Chevy Chase and his epic night with three ladies of the night.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Gian Molina ("Community," "Reno 911") joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Gian Molina ("Community," "Reno 911") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about his side career as a massage therapist, how to handle women who ask for happy endings, jamming with Chevy Chase and his epic night with three ladies of the night.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/To_The_Cabstand.mp3" length="55281963" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/335-gian-molina-podcast-ep-168</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/335-gian-molina-podcast-ep-168</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 16:25:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>92:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>gian molina, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 167: I Dig What You Do</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Musicians Talia Osteen and Dov Rosenblatt of The Wellspring join The Second Column podcast to talk about touring with Pete Yorn, making eye contact with audience members, Talia's business plan for the band and saving lives. Includes a live performance at the end of the show. Also includes Joe butchering both of their names. For more info go to: http://www.thewellspringmusic.com/.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Musicians Talia Osteen and Dov Rosenblatt of The Wellspring join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Musicians Talia Osteen and Dov Rosenblatt of The Wellspring join The Second Column podcast to talk about touring with Pete Yorn, making eye contact with audience members, Talia's business plan for the band and saving lives. Includes a live performance at the end of the show. Also includes Joe butchering both of their names. For more info go to: http://www.thewellspringmusic.com/.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/I_Dig_What_You_Do.mp3" length="45579368" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/331-the-wellspring-podcast-ep-167</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/331-the-wellspring-podcast-ep-167</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:29:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the wellspring, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 166: The Relationship Game</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>In honor of Valentine's Day, Second Column sweethearts Susanna, Randi and Jen join their fellas to play The Relationship Game with America's second-favorite favorite game show host Carlos Jaime.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Susanna, Randi and Jen join their fellas to play The Relationship Game.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In honor of Valentine's Day, Second Column sweethearts Susanna, Randi and Jen join their fellas to play The Relationship Game with America's second-favorite favorite game show host Carlos Jaime.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/The_Relationship_Game.mp3" length="40106288" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/330-the-relationship-game-podcast-ep-166</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/330-the-relationship-game-podcast-ep-166</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:29:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>66:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the relationship game, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 165: No Cheering in the Press Box</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Sportswriter and editor Pete Stella joins The Second Column podcast to talk about commenters on sports websites, writing and editing sports for a living, having his chops busted by radio host Dan Dakich, Mike's theory on ghosts and Sean's appearance in Newsweek.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sportswriter and editor Pete Stella joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sportswriter and editor Pete Stella joins The Second Column podcast to talk about commenters on sports websites, writing and editing sports for a living, having his chops busted by radio host Dan Dakich, Mike's theory on ghosts and Sean's appearance in Newsweek.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/No_Cheering_In_The_Press_Box.mp3" length="53070483" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/329-pete-stella-podcast-ep-165</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/329-pete-stella-podcast-ep-165</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 14:29:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>88:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>pete stella, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 164: Playboy Playmate Irina Voronina</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Irina Voronina (Reno 911!: Miami, Svetlana on HDNet) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about being Playboy's Miss December 2001, moving from Russia to the U.S. and right into the Playboy Mansion, traveling as the St. Pauli Girl, requesting a wheelchair at the airport when she's hung over and crashing three rental cars before she learned to drive. Oh, and she also has an opinion about Carlos's new mustache.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Irina Voronina (Reno 911!: Miami, Svetlana on HDNet) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Irina Voronina (Reno 911!: Miami, Svetlana on HDNet) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about being Playboy's Miss December 2001, moving from Russia to the U.S. and right into the Playboy Mansion, traveling as the St. Pauli Girl, requesting a wheelchair at the airport when she's hung over and crashing three rental cars before she learned to drive. Oh, and she also has an opinion about Carlos's new mustache.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/playboyplaymateirinavoronina.mp3" length="49227291" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/328-irina-voronina-podcast-ep-164</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/328-irina-voronina-podcast-ep-164</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 14:23:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>irina voronina, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 163: The Mark McGwire of the Turkey Trot</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedy writer Justin Thomas (famousrivalries.net) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about his controversial Turkey Trot victories, his college sketch team accusing one of the greatest musicians of our generation of murder, dying in a 7-11 and why you should always carry an umbrella in Chicago.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedy writer Justin Thomas (famousrivalries.net) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedy writer Justin Thomas (famousrivalries.net) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about his controversial Turkey Trot victories, his college sketch team accusing one of the greatest musicians of our generation of murder, dying in a 7-11 and why you should always carry an umbrella in Chicago.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/themarkmcgwireoftheturkeytrot.mp3" length="43703607" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/327-justin-thomas-podcast-ep-163</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/327-justin-thomas-podcast-ep-163</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 15:26:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>72:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>justin thomas, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 162: Ballerina Princess Car</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Alex Berg (Terriers, Reno 911) joins The Second Column podcast as we discuss his camouflage shorts and other OCD manifestations, his famous princess ballerina car, driving around LA with no doors, being cut from Meet Dave and the joy of poking a dead goose with a stick. Catch Alex every Thursday at 11 pm at UCB LA with his improv team Convoy and every Saturday at 7 pm with Sentimental Lady.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Alex Berg (Terriers, Reno 911) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Alex Berg (Terriers, Reno 911) joins The Second Column podcast as we discuss his camouflage shorts and other OCD manifestations, his famous princess ballerina car, driving around LA with no doors, being cut from Meet Dave and the joy of poking a dead goose with a stick. Catch Alex every Thursday at 11 pm at UCB LA with his improv team Convoy and every Saturday at 7 pm with Sentimental Lady.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/ballerinaprincesscar.mp3" length="39429717" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/326-alex-berg-podcast-ep-162</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/326-alex-berg-podcast-ep-162</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 13:41:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>alex berg, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 161: Joe Gets Engaged</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Jen Jones joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her recent engagement to Joe, baby fever, Joe's inability to keep a secret, the voice mails Mike and Los left after they heard the news and a freaky Revenge of the Nerds-style New Year's Party. To buy Jen's books go to http://www.creative-groove.com/.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Jen Jones joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Jen Jones joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her recent engagement to Joe, baby fever, Joe's inability to keep a secret, the voice mails Mike and Los left after they heard the news and a freaky Revenge of the Nerds-style New Year's Party. To buy Jen's books go to http://www.creative-groove.com/</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/joegetsengaged.mp3" length="45810699" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/325-jen-jones-podcast-ep-161</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/325-jen-jones-podcast-ep-161</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 14:15:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen jones, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 160: Guys with Forest Tattoos</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Jennie Pierson (HBO Presents Funny or Die) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her matchmaking grandparents, causing a big scene at a Hanukkah party, girls who go crazy at the end of college and men with forest tattoos. Pierson hosts the improv show Let's Do This! every Friday night at Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles. This is the final show of 2010. We'll be back in early January.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Jennie Pierson (HBO Presents Funny or Die) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Jennie Pierson (HBO Presents Funny or Die) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her matchmaking grandparents, causing a big scene at a Hanukkah party, girls who go crazy at the end of college and men with forest tattoos. Pierson hosts the improv show Let's Do This! every Friday night at Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles. This is the final show of 2010. We'll be back in early January.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/guyswithforesttattoos.mp3" length="39620648" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/324-jennie-pierson-podcast-ep-160</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/324-jennie-pierson-podcast-ep-160</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 11:13:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>66:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jennie pierson, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 159: The Recent Unpleasantness</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Sam Pancake (Pretty, Arrested Development) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about his role as James Alan Spangler on Arrested Development, being called the C-word on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Civil War reenactors who go too far, being stalked by Rip Taylor and confronting his high school bully. Pancake currently stars in the child pageant mockumentary Web series Pretty.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Sam Pancake (Pretty, Arrested Development) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Sam Pancake (Pretty, Arrested Development) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about his role as James Alan Spangler on Arrested Development, being called the C-word on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Civil War reenactors who go too far, being stalked by Rip Taylor and confronting his high school bully. Pancake currently stars in the child pageant mockumentary Web series Pretty.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/therecentunpleasantness.mp3" length="45942461" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/323-sam-pancake-podcast-ep-159</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/323-sam-pancake-podcast-ep-159</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:37:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>sam pancake, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 158: Terrorism Fetish</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Brian Huskey (Superbad, Children's Hospital, Upright Citizens Brigade) joins The Second Column podcast this week to talk about the formation of the improv group Naked Babies, why Tom Brokaw is a jerk, an unenviable roommate situation and how Brian got into comedy. He also does the impossible and tops Matt Walsh's 9/11 story.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Brian Huskey (Superbad, Children's Hospital, Upright Citizens Brigade) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Brian Huskey (Superbad, Children's Hospital, Upright Citizens Brigade) joins The Second Column podcast this week to talk about the formation of the improv group Naked Babies, why Tom Brokaw is a jerk, an unenviable roommate situation and how Brian got into comedy. He also does the impossible and tops Matt Walsh's 9/11 story.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/terrorismfetish.mp3" length="36825465" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/322-brian-huskey-podcast-ep-158</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/322-brian-huskey-podcast-ep-158</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 03:44:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>61:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>brian huskey, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 157: The Saddest Pony in Compton</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Lisa Schwartz (Tosh.O) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about BS jobs, the saddest donkey in Compton, being a "bubble scientist" and Awesome Shane Dawson.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Lisa Schwartz (Tosh.O) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Lisa Schwartz (Tosh.O) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about BS jobs, the saddest donkey in Compton, being a "bubble scientist" and Awesome Shane Dawson.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thesaddestdonkeyincompton.mp3" length="38087413" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/321-lisa-schwartz-podcast-ep-157</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/321-lisa-schwartz-podcast-ep-157</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:44:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>63:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>lisa schwartz, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 156: Can We Please All Watch Terriers?</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Alex Fernie ("Terriers," Upright Citizens Brigade) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about working at Funny or Die, the finer points of horse birthing, the other Alex Fernie who haunts his Google News Alerts, his Comedy Central pilot Most Deadliest Show, an embarrassing funeral story and working on Terriers, which America needs to start watching and soon.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Alex Fernie ("Terriers," Upright Citizens Brigade) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Alex Fernie ("Terriers," Upright Citizens Brigade) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about working at Funny or Die, the finer points of horse birthing, the other Alex Fernie who haunts his Google News Alerts, his Comedy Central pilot Most Deadliest Show, an embarrassing funeral story and working on Terriers, which America needs to start watching and soon.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/CanWePleaseAllWatchTerriers.mp3" length="38250289" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/320-alex-fernie-podcast-ep-156</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/320-alex-fernie-podcast-ep-156</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:57:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>63:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>alex fernie, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 155: Rope Tow</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian David Saenz joins The Second Column podcast - finally - to discuss his unconventional training regimen, having his father tow his car from Austin to Houston with a rope and his birthday one-night stand.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian David Saenz joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian David Saenz joins The Second Column podcast - finally - to discuss his unconventional training regimen, having his father tow his car from Austin to Houston with a rope and his birthday one-night stand.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/ropetow.mp3" length="48314451" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/319-david-saenz-podcast-ep-155</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/319-david-saenz-podcast-ep-155</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 13:23:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>80:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>david saenz, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 154: The IHOP of Broken Dreams</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Jamie Denbo ("Weeds") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about the beloved comedy duo Ronna and Beverly, weed, pregnancy, weed and pregnancy, using her husband as collateral, what Jon Hamm smells like and two people you've never heard of but who sound pretty cool -- Budge Threlkeld and Baj Burinski.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Jamie Denbo joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Jamie Denbo ("Weeds") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about the beloved comedy duo Ronna and Beverly, weed, pregnancy, weed and pregnancy, using her husband as collateral, what Jon Hamm smells like and two people you've never heard of but who sound pretty cool -- Budge Threlkeld and Baj Burinski.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/theihopofbrokendreams.mp3" length="49801258" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/318-jamie-denbo-podcast-ep-154</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/318-jamie-denbo-podcast-ep-154</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Jamie Denbo, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 153 The Halloween Episode</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Kevin Ford (co-host on The Fort Podcast) joins The Second Column podcast for a special holiday show as the gang discusses all things Halloween and performs Kevin's sketch 'Tis The Satan.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Kevin Ford (co-host on The Fort Podcast) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Kevin Ford (co-host on The Fort Podcast) joins The Second Column podcast for a special holiday show as the gang discusses all things Halloween and performs Kevin's sketch 'Tis The Satan.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thehalloweenepisode.mp3" length="44021336" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/317-kevin-ford-podcast-ep-153</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/317-kevin-ford-podcast-ep-153</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>73:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Kevin Ford, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 152: Traveler's Gift</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Travel expert Sarah Wauterlek joins The Second Column podcast this week to talk about her volunteer travel business, her world travels, her fear of whispering and how not to hit on women in Amsterdam and the post office. You can check out Sarah's business at http://www.travelersgift.org/.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Travel expert Sarah Wauterlek joins The Second Column podcast this week.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Travel expert Sarah Wauterlek joins The Second Column podcast this week to talk about her volunteer travel business, her world travels, her fear of whispering and how not to hit on women in Amsterdam and the post office. You can check out Sarah's business at http://www.travelersgift.org/.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/travelersgift.mp3" length="46191264" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/316-sarah-wauterlek-podcast-ep-152</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/316-sarah-wauterlek-podcast-ep-152</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:47:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>sarah wauterlek, travel, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 151: Back to the Future</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Claudia Wells joins The Second Column podcast this week to talk about the 25th anniversary of Back to the Future, her role as Jennifer Parker in the original movie, why she did not do the sequels, Michael J. Fox replacing Eric Stoltz as the original Marty McFly, going to high school with Nicolas Cage and every other future famous person in Hollywood, getting the Who Dat? treatment on TMZ, acting in after-school specials, her role in the famous anti-drug PSA "Stop the Madness" and owning a successful clothing store -- Armani Wells -- in Studio City, Calif. Wells is on the board for Kids In The Spotlight, which is holding a charity fundraiser on Oct. 30 at Raleigh Studios. The organization puts at-risk youth and foster children through a 10-week program that teaches them to write, cast and star in their own short films. You can use Wells's name as a referral when buying tickets. On Sat. Oct. 23 she will appear at a showing of Back To The Future and a Q and A session at the Universal City Walk AMC from 12:30 to 3:30. She will attend the movie and do another Q and A at Puente Hills Mall AMC from 6-10. Wells is also promoting We're Going Back, a week of Back to the Future events in Southern California that will take place Nov. 5-12. You can learn more at http://www.weregoingback.com. Visit her store online at www.armaniwells.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Claudia Wells from the iconic film Back to the Future joins The Second Column Podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Claudia Wells joins The Second Column podcast this week to talk about the 25th anniversary of Back to the Future, her role as Jennifer Parker in the original movie, why she did not do the sequels, Michael J. Fox replacing Eric Stoltz as the original Marty McFly, going to high school with Nicolas Cage and every other future famous person in Hollywood, getting the Who Dat? treatment on TMZ, acting in after-school specials, her role in the famous anti-drug PSA "Stop the Madness" and owning a successful clothing store -- Armani Wells -- in Studio City, Calif. Wells is on the board for Kids In The Spotlight, which is holding a charity fundraiser on Oct. 30 at Raleigh Studios. The organization puts at-risk youth and foster children through a 10-week program that teaches them to write, cast and star in their own short films. You can use Wells's name as a referral when buying tickets. On Sat. Oct. 23 she will appear at a showing of Back To The Future and a Q and A session at the Universal City Walk AMC from 12:30 to 3:30. She will attend the movie and do another Q and A at Puente Hills Mall AMC from 6-10. Wells is also promoting We're Going Back, a week of Back to the Future events in Southern California that will take place Nov. 5-12. You can learn more at http://www.weregoingback.com. Visit her store online at www.armaniwells.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/backtothefuture.mp3" length="47876023" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/315-claudia-wells-podcast-ep-151</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/315-claudia-wells-podcast-ep-151</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 11:21:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>claudia wells, back to the future, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 150: The 150th Show and Birthday Celebration</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>The Second Column podcast celebrates its 150th episode - and Mike and Joe's birthdays - at a special house party/podcast recording. Guests include Phil Ranta, Daniel Donatelli, Andrew Hanson, Josh Meindertsma, Ed Galvez, Geoff Brouseau. Tom and Liz Donatelli, Peter Dirksen, Mark Saul and John Kyle Grady, who hosts a very special game of Slap Cash. Also, this is the first episode with the new theme song.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Second Column podcast celebrates its 150th episode.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The Second Column podcast celebrates its 150th episode - and Mike and Joe's birthdays - at a special house party/podcast recording. Guests include Phil Ranta, Daniel Donatelli, Andrew Hanson, Josh Meindertsma, Ed Galvez, Geoff Brouseau. Tom and Liz Donatelli, Peter Dirksen, Mark Saul and John Kyle Grady, who hosts a very special game of Slap Cash. Also, this is the first episode with the new theme song.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/the150thshow.mp3" length="67288448" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/314-second-column-ep-150</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/314-second-column-ep-150</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 14:38:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>112:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 149: Bleep My Dad Says</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>$#*! My Dad Says co-creators Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker join The Second Column podcast to talk about how their nerves are holding up two days before their show debuts on CBS, weird studio audience reactions, how William Shatner's brain processes jokes, Schumacker's graphic kidney stone story, Halpern's self-pleasuring dog and Entertainment Weekly's disdain for Justin's bestselling book. $#*! My Dad Says (AKA Bleep My Dad Says) airs Thursdays at 8:30/7:30 c.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>$#*! My Dad Says co-creators Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>$#*! My Dad Says co-creators Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker join The Second Column podcast to talk about how their nerves are holding up two days before their show debuts on CBS, weird studio audience reactions, how William Shatner's brain processes jokes, Schumacker's graphic kidney stone story, Halpern's self-pleasuring dog and Entertainment Weekly's disdain for Justin's bestselling book. $#*! My Dad Says (AKA Bleep My Dad Says) airs Thursdays at 8:30/7:30 c.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/bleepmydadsays.mp3" length="52707967" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/313-justin-halpern-and-patrick-schumacker-podcast-ep-149</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/313-justin-halpern-and-patrick-schumacker-podcast-ep-149</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 13:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>87:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>justin halpern, patrick schumacker, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 148: Harrison Ford Impersonation</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Ross Marquand joins The Second Column podcast to talk about filming the movie A Lonely Place For Dying in a New Mexico prison, shares his impersonations of Harrison Ford, Gollum, James Gandolfini and others, learns how Sean Connery orders a steak, talks about his days as a regional Captain Morgan rep in bars and divulges his blood connection to the movie Return of the Jedi. Also, Los and Joe give Mike his first porn DVD.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Ross Marquand joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Ross Marquand joins The Second Column podcast to talk about filming the movie A Lonely Place For Dying in a New Mexico prison, shares his impersonations of Harrison Ford, Gollum, James Gandolfini and others, learns how Sean Connery orders a steak, talks about his days as a regional Captain Morgan rep in bars and divulges his blood connection to the movie Return of the Jedi. Also, Los and Joe give Mike his first porn DVD.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/harrisonfordimpersonation.mp3" length="51985775" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/312-ross-marquand-podcast-ep-148</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/312-ross-marquand-podcast-ep-148</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 19:08:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>86:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ross marquand, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 147: Surprise Jews</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress/producer Ilana Cohn joins The Second Column podcast to talk about surprise Jews, the tragic life of Adolf Hitler Campbell, Jersey Shore, voicing World of Warcraft High Priestess Azil and Huey Lewis and The News drummer Bill Gibson's apology on Joe's website.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress/producer Ilana Cohn joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress/producer Ilana Cohn joins The Second Column podcast to talk about surprise Jews, the tragic life of Adolf Hitler Campbell, Jersey Shore, voicing World of Warcraft High Priestess Azil and Huey Lewis and The News drummer Bill Gibson's apology on Joe's website.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/surprisejews.mp3" length="45168812" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/311-ilana-cohn-podcast-ep-147</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/311-ilana-cohn-podcast-ep-147</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:23:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ilana cohn, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 146: Huey Lewis Fans Hate Joe</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Author Jen Jones ("Celebrity With Heart: Oprah Winfrey") and writer Dan Donatelli (twitter.com/thenewyoinker) join The Second Column podcast as the show dials up its first guest via Skype (comedian Doug Driesel Jr.), Joe and Jen play Dating Game!, Dan plays joke sniper, the gang talks about Huey Lewis Nation's hatred for Joe and everyone gives Mike new nicknames. Plus, Dan gets to the root of Jerry Seinfeld's humor.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Author Jen Jones ("Celebrity With Heart: Oprah Winfrey") and writer Dan Donatelli join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Author Jen Jones ("Celebrity With Heart: Oprah Winfrey") and writer Dan Donatelli (twitter.com/thenewyoinker) join The Second Column podcast as the show dials up its first guest via Skype (comedian Doug Driesel Jr.), Joe and Jen play Dating Game!, Dan plays joke sniper, the gang talks about Huey Lewis Nation's hatred for Joe and everyone gives Mike new nicknames. Plus, Dan gets to the root of Jerry Seinfeld's humor.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/hueylewisfanshatejoe.mp3" length="54371870" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/310-jen-jones-dan-donatelli-podcast-ep-146</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/310-jen-jones-dan-donatelli-podcast-ep-146</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:26:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>90:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen jones, dan donatelli, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 145: Dating Other Couples</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Joe's brother Tom and Tom's wife Liz check back in with The Second Column podcast after one year of marriage (they came on Ep. 91 the week before they were married) to talk about dating other couples, the keys to a successful marriage and how to cool baby fever, as well as the Ohio University time change riots and police monkeys. Also, Mike explains why he does not ride bicycles.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joe's brother Tom and Tom's wife Liz check back in with The Second Column podcast after one year of marriage.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joe's brother Tom and Tom's wife Liz check back in with The Second Column podcast after one year of marriage (they came on Ep. 91 the week before they were married) to talk about dating other couples, the keys to a successful marriage and how to cool baby fever, as well as the Ohio University time change riots and police monkeys. Also, Mike explains why he does not ride bicycles.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/datingothercouples.mp3" length="50744863" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/309-liz-tom-donatelli-podcast-ep-145</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/309-liz-tom-donatelli-podcast-ep-145</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:40:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>tom and liz donatelli, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 144: My Mom is a Sex Ed Teacher</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Soren Bowie (Cracked) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Los's new cat, planning a rural bachelor party, how to avoid being mugged, people who get shot at weddings, Soren's terrifying childhood as the son of a sex ed teacher, and his rap persona DJ Cold Clock. Check out Soren's humor column every Monday on Cracked.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Soren Bowie (Cracked) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Soren Bowie (Cracked) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Los's new cat, planning a rural bachelor party, how to avoid being mugged, people who get shot at weddings, Soren's terrifying childhood as the son of a sex ed teacher, and his rap persona DJ Cold Clock. Check out Soren's humor column every Monday on Cracked.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mymomisasexedteacher.mp3" length="52486154" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/303-soren-bowie-podcast-ep-144</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/303-soren-bowie-podcast-ep-144</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 10:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>87:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>soren bowie, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 143: Too Much, Too Soon</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Chris Mosier makes his eighth appearance on The Second Column podcast to discuss dating horror stories, working with Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, the worst team mascot ever and Sean's awful Christmas gift to his girlfriend. This episode contains many awkward dating stories. You are welcome.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Chris Mosier makes his eighth appearance on The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Chris Mosier makes his eighth appearance on The Second Column podcast to discuss dating horror stories, working with Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, the worst team mascot ever and Sean's awful Christmas gift to his girlfriend. This episode contains many awkward dating stories. You are welcome.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/toomuchtoosoon.mp3" length="57109662" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/302-chris-mosier-podcast-ep-143</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/302-chris-mosier-podcast-ep-143</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 08:42:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>95:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 142: The Inception Podcast</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Writer Andrew Hanson (LA Times, Great Adventure) joins The Second Column podcast this week to discuss shenanigans, writing, Jeff Sloniker's lying Facebook page and the movie Inception. The second half of the podcast delves into Inception. For those of you who have not yet seen this movie, during the podcast we do give a warning that a discussion about the best movie of 2010 is about to take place. You will not be blindsided by spoilers.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Writer Andrew Hanson (LA Times, Great Adventure) joins The Second Column podcast this week.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Writer Andrew Hanson (LA Times, Great Adventure) joins The Second Column podcast this week to discuss shenanigans, writing, Jeff Sloniker's lying Facebook page and the movie Inception. The second half of the podcast delves into Inception. For those of you who have not yet seen this movie, during the podcast we do give a warning that a discussion about the best movie of 2010 is about to take place. You will not be blindsided by spoilers.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/theinceptionpodcast.mp3" length="50368303" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/301-andrew-hanson-podcast-ep-142</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/301-andrew-hanson-podcast-ep-142</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:39:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>83:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>andrew hanson, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 141: My Thick Irish Skull</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Mary Jo Buttafuoco (author of "Getting It Through My Thick Skull") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her seven-year engagement, Mary Jo and daughter Jessica's appearances on Howard Stern, watching the Long Island Lolita movie objectively, how Joey Buttafuoco's sociopath ways affect her family today and saying no to the worst reality TV show idea in history.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mary Jo Buttafuoco (author of "Getting It Through My Thick Skull") joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mary Jo Buttafuoco (author of "Getting It Through My Thick Skull") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about her seven-year engagement, Mary Jo and daughter Jessica's appearances on Howard Stern, watching the Long Island Lolita movie objectively, how Joey Buttafuoco's sociopath ways affect her family today and saying no to the worst reality TV show idea in history.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mythickirishskull.mp3" length="33213588" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/300-mary-jo-buttafuoco-podcast-ep-141</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/300-mary-jo-buttafuoco-podcast-ep-141</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:02:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>55:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Mary Jo Buttafuoco, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 140: A Guinea Pig's Chance In Ecuador</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Keram Malicki-Sanchez (The Punisher: War Zone, American History X, John Q) and Aimee Lynn Chadwick (upcoming Disney pic Prom) join The Second Column podcast to talk about the best way to experience LA for the first time, Aimee's when-in-Ecuador philosophy, the worst job ever, making out with Wynona Ryder and poffing. Can't explain poffing here. You just have to listen. Check out Keram and Aimee's own podcast over at www.keramcast.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Keram Malicki-Sanchez (The Punisher: War Zone, American History X, John Q) and Aimee Lynn Chadwick (upcoming Disney pic Prom) join The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Keram Malicki-Sanchez (The Punisher: War Zone, American History X, John Q) and Aimee Lynn Chadwick (upcoming Disney pic Prom) join The Second Column podcast to talk about the best way to experience LA for the first time, Aimee's when-in-Ecuador philosophy, the worst job ever, making out with Wynona Ryder and poffing. Can't explain poffing here. You just have to listen. Check out Keram and Aimee's own podcast over at www.keramcast.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/aguineapigschanceinguatemala.mp3" length="57299416" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/299-keram-malicki-sanchez-aimiee-lynn-chadwick-podcast-ep-140</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/299-keram-malicki-sanchez-aimiee-lynn-chadwick-podcast-ep-140</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:09:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>95:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Keram Malicki-Sanchez , Aimee Lynn Chadwick, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 139: Don Scaglione</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor/businessman Al Scaglione ("The Godfather") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about how he came to be cast in The Godfather, Jack Albertson and the two hookers, the courtship of his wife Joanne and scaring his daughter Arrica's dates. Al also auditions for a role in Sean's new movie. (Spoiler alert: He nailed it.)</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor/businessman Al Scaglione ("The Godfather") joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor/businessman Al Scaglione ("The Godfather") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about how he came to be cast in The Godfather, Jack Albertson and the two hookers, the courtship of his wife Joanne and scaring his daughter Arrica's dates. Al also auditions for a role in Sean's new movie. (Spoiler alert: He nailed it.)</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/donscaglione.mp3" length="37212822" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/298-al-scaglione-podcast-ep-139</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/298-al-scaglione-podcast-ep-139</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>61:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>al scaglione, the godfather, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 138: Unicorn Girl</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Ed Galvez is the guest on The Second Column podcast this week as the guys talk about hollow video game victories, the day Mike had "The Talk" with his dad and Ed's epic Unicorn Girl story. Galvez can he heard on The Fort podcast and will be performing stand-up comedy in Seattle from July 20-25.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Ed Galvez is the guest on The Second Column podcast this week as the guys talk about hollow video game victories, the day Mike had "The Talk" with his dad and Ed's epic Unicorn Girl story.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Ed Galvez is the guest on The Second Column podcast this week as the guys talk about hollow video game victories, the day Mike had "The Talk" with his dad and Ed's epic Unicorn Girl story. Galvez can he heard on The Fort podcast and will be performing stand-up comedy in Seattle from July 20-25.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/unicorngirl.mp3" length="59891818" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/297-ed-galvez-podcast-ep-138</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/297-ed-galvez-podcast-ep-138</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:08:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>86:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Ed Galvez, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 137: The Best Journalist of All Time</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Activist Shorty Brown returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about sea people, Nimbin, Australia's MardiGrass Festival, The Legend of Shorty Brown album, Fart Yoga and interviewing Angelina Jolie on the red carpet. Check out Shorty's soon-to-be-launched website www.angelbuilders.org.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Activist Shorty Brown returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about sea people, Nimbin, Australia's MardiGrass Festival, The Legend of Shorty Brown album, Fart Yoga and interviewing Angelina Jolie on the red carpet.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Activist Shorty Brown returns to The Second Column podcast to talk about sea people, Nimbin, Australia's MardiGrass Festival, The Legend of Shorty Brown album, Fart Yoga and interviewing Angelina Jolie on the red carpet. Check out Shorty's soon-to-be-launched website www.angelbuilders.org.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thebestjournalistofalltime.mp3" length="45399222" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/295-shorty-brown-podcast-ep-137</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/295-shorty-brown-podcast-ep-137</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 09:00:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>shorty brown, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 136: How Chinese People Eat</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Josh Meindertsma joins The Second Column podcast this week to discuss the least memorable musical ever, Mike's violent request from Joe, Josh's venture into the world of art, how Chinese people eat, Carlos and Mike's communication breakdown in the car and Sean's Nerd Report, which features the worst sound drop in the history of the show.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Josh Meindertsma joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Josh Meindertsma joins The Second Column podcast this week to discuss the least memorable musical ever, Mike's violent request from Joe, Josh's venture into the world of art, how Chinese people eat, Carlos and Mike's communication breakdown in the car and Sean's Nerd Report, which features the worst sound drop in the history of the show.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/howchinesepeopleeat.mp3" length="57516106" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/293-josh-meinderstma-podcast-ep-136</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/293-josh-meinderstma-podcast-ep-136</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:57:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>95:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>josh meinderstma, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 135: The Coolest Adult Ever</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor Paul Rust (Inglourious Basterds, I Love You, Beth Cooper) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Space Buddies, Space Jail, the worst day at KLEM Radio, the coolest adult ever, how Quentin Tarantino causes earthquakes and Paul's brand-new destruction rap song. Paul appears with the sketch group A Kiss From Daddy the first Wednesday of every month at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. His band Don't Stop Or We'll Die will play the Steve Allen Theater on July 27. To hear some of the band's music go to www.paulrust.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor Paul Rust (Inglourious Basterds, I Love You, Beth Cooper) joins The Second Column podcast.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor Paul Rust (Inglourious Basterds, I Love You, Beth Cooper) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Space Buddies, Space Jail, the worst day at KLEM Radio, the coolest adult ever, how Quentin Tarantino causes earthquakes and Paul's brand-new destruction rap song. Paul appears with the sketch group A Kiss From Daddy the first Wednesday of every month at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. His band Don't Stop Or We'll Die will play the Steve Allen Theater on July 27. To hear some of the band's music go to www.paulrust.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thecoolestadultever.mp3" length="49256259" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/292-paul-rust-podcast-ep-135</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/292-paul-rust-podcast-ep-135</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:11:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>paul rust, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 134: 10-Minute Cat Hunt</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor John Kyle Grady from our improv group Pangea joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Carlos's 10-minute cat hunt, the Lakers-Celtics trivia challenge, the Mike for Mayor campaign, how listeners can win the Mike Pillow and how Sean kind of looks like Ellen.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor John Kyle Grady from our improv group Pangea joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Carlos's 10-minute cat hunt, the Lakers-Celtics trivia challenge, the Mike for Mayor campaign and how listeners can win the Mike Pillow.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor John Kyle Grady from our improv group Pangea joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Carlos's 10-minute cat hunt, the Lakers-Celtics trivia challenge, the Mike for Mayor campaign, how listeners can win the Mike Pillow and how Sean kind of looks like Ellen.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/10minutecathunt.mp3" length="55946114" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/291-john-grady-podcast-ep-134</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/291-john-grady-podcast-ep-134</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:00:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>93:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>john kyle grady, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 133: Plenty of Fish</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedians Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez join The Second Column podcast to talk about Kevin's tuna diet, dating on plentyoffish.com, the 24 wrap party, the Jon Voigt lifestyle, the worst wingmen ever and Sean's Oscar-winning murder mystery performance. You can hear Kevin, Ed and Mike Costantini's new radio sketch podcast, "The Fort" at www.thefortcast.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedians Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez join The Second Column podcast to talk about Kevin's tuna diet, dating on plentyoffish.com, the 24 wrap party, the Jon Voigt lifestyle, the worst wingmen ever and Sean's Oscar-winning murder mystery performance.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedians Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez join The Second Column podcast to talk about Kevin's tuna diet, dating on plentyoffish.com, the 24 wrap party, the Jon Voigt lifestyle, the worst wingmen ever and Sean's Oscar-winning murder mystery performance. You can hear Kevin, Ed and Mike Costantini's new radio sketch podcast, "The Fort" at www.thefortcast.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/plentyoffish.mp3" length="44683688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/290-kevin-ford-ed-galvez-podcast-ep-133</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/290-kevin-ford-ed-galvez-podcast-ep-133</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 14:52:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>74:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, ed galvez, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 132: Tummy Acne</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Television writer Peter Dirksen ("Wizards of Waverly Place") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about new TV shows, stomach acne, why cruises suck and the glamorous life of an agent's second assistant. You can check out Peter's Web site at http://ihateyoupeter.blogspot.com/</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Television writer Peter Dirksen ("Wizards of Waverly Place") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about new TV shows, stomach acne, why cruises suck and the glamorous life of an agent's second assistant.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Television writer Peter Dirksen ("Wizards of Waverly Place") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about new TV shows, stomach acne, why cruises suck and the glamorous life of an agent's second assistant. You can check out Peter's Web site at http://ihateyoupeter.blogspot.com/</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/tummyacne.mp3" length="50147623" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/289-peter-dirksen-podcast-ep-132</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/289-peter-dirksen-podcast-ep-132</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 12:08:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>83:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>peter dirksen, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 131: Troll Jaime</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Singer/actress Amani Starnes joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Los's new catch phrase, almost being groped by President Obama, brawling shemales, butt skiing and the infamous Troll Jaime. Starnes' new EP Match Play is available on iTunes and her CD release party is June 19 at the Libertine in Los Angeles.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Singer/actress Amani Starnes joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Los's new catch phrase, almost being groped by President Obama, brawling shemales, butt skiing and the infamous Troll Jaime.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Singer/actress Amani Starnes joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Los's new catch phrase, almost being groped by President Obama, brawling shemales, butt skiing and the infamous Troll Jaime. Starnes' new EP Match Play is available on iTunes and her CD release party is June 19 at the Libertine in Los Angeles.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/trolljaime.mp3" length="49307383" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/287-amani-starnes-podcast-ep-131</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/287-amani-starnes-podcast-ep-131</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 13:04:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>amani starnes, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 130: The Clown</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress Paige White (The Actors' Gang) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Sean's audio message to the show, Paige's epic breakup and sex, socks and pillows. Catch Paige in Trog and Clay: An imagined History of the Electric Chair at the Powerhouse Theater in Santa Monica.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress Paige White (The Actors' Gang) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Sean's audio message to the show, Paige's epic breakup and sex, socks and pillows.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress Paige White (The Actors' Gang) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Sean's audio message to the show, Paige's epic breakup and sex, socks and pillows. Catch Paige in Trog and Clay: An imagined History of the Electric Chair at the Powerhouse Theater in Santa Monica.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/theclown.mp3" length="50908301" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/286-paige-white-podcast-ep-130</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/286-paige-white-podcast-ep-130</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 14:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>paige white, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 129: El Commitment High</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actor/musician Mark Saul ("Grey's Anatomy" and The Flashcards) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Mark and Sean's years at El Commitment High, another exciting Joe date, shop-dropping at Best Buy, Mike's blood tomatoes, working for Germans and Sean's beloved, departed grandma. This show also features great original music from Mark, Sean and Mike. See Mark as Intern Steve in upcoming episodes of Grey's Anatomy and with the band The Flashcards.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actor/musician Mark Saul ("Grey's Anatomy" and The Flashcards) joins The Second Column podcast. See Mark as Intern Steve in upcoming episodes of Grey's Anatomy and with the band The Flashcards.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actor/musician Mark Saul ("Grey's Anatomy" and The Flashcards) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about Mark and Sean's years at El Commitment High, another exciting Joe date, shop-dropping at Best Buy, Mike's blood tomatoes, working for Germans and Sean's beloved, departed grandma. This show also features great original music from Mark, Sean and Mike. See Mark as Intern Steve in upcoming episodes of Grey's Anatomy and with the band The Flashcards.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/elcommitmenthigh.mp3" length="47876019" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/284-mark-saul-podcast-ep-129</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/284-mark-saul-podcast-ep-129</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:28:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>mark saul, grey's anatomy, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 128: Jehova's Firefighters</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Director Michael Lander ("Peacock") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about directing his first feature film, his dog's fifth leg, hippies in disguise and being saved by Jehova's Firefighters. Lander's film "Peacock" starring Cillian Murphy, Susan Sarandon and Ellen Page is receiving rave reviews and is available for purchase on Amazon and for rental on Netflix, Blockbuster.com and in video stores.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Director Michael Lander ("Peacock") joins The Second Column podcast. Lander's film "Peacock" stars Cillian Murphy, Susan Sarandon and Ellen Page. </itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Director Michael Lander ("Peacock") joins The Second Column podcast to talk about directing his first feature film, his dog's fifth leg, hippies in disguise and being saved by Jehova's Firefighters. Lander's film "Peacock" starring Cillian Murphy, Susan Sarandon and Ellen Page is receiving rave reviews and is available for purchase on Amazon and for rental on Netflix, Blockbuster.com and in video stores.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/jehovasfirefighters.mp3" length="46367768" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/280-michael-lander-podcast-ep-128</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/280-michael-lander-podcast-ep-128</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:54:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>77:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>michael lander, peacock, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 127: Terrorist Doppleganger</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Actress/writer Danielle Schneider ("Players" on Spike) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about skanky waitresses, why Michael Jordan is a d-bag, Beverly Hills Chihuahua lies, Adultcon and Danielle's semi-handsome terrorist doppelganger. "Players" returns to Spike on July 11.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Actress/writer Danielle Schneider ("Players" on Spike) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about skanky waitresses, why Michael Jordan is a d-bag, Beverly Hills Chihuahua lies, Adultcon and Danielle's semi-handsome terrorist doppelganger.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Actress/writer Danielle Schneider ("Players" on Spike) joins The Second Column podcast to talk about skanky waitresses, why Michael Jordan is a d-bag, Beverly Hills Chihuahua lies, Adultcon and Danielle's semi-handsome terrorist doppelganger. "Players" returns to Spike on July 11.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/terroristdoppleganger.mp3" length="45663108" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/244-danielle-schneider-podcast-ep-127</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/244-danielle-schneider-podcast-ep-127</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:45:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>danielle schneider, ucb, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 126: Fuxzhitup</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Danny Shorago, the diabolical lead singer of The Fuxedos, joins The Second Column podcast to talk about why Guns 'N Roses sucks, how Ted McGinley saves TV shows, doing The Gong Show, women who hiss and punching Minnie Pearl. Catch The Fuxedos at Spaceland in LA on April 23.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Danny Shorago, the diabolical lead singer of The Fuxedos, joins The Second Column podcast to talk about why Guns 'N Roses sucks, how Ted McGinley saves TV shows, doing The Gong Show, women who hiss and punching Minnie Pearl.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Danny Shorago, the diabolical lead singer of The Fuxedos, joins The Second Column podcast to talk about why Guns 'N Roses sucks, how Ted McGinley saves TV shows, doing The Gong Show, women who hiss and punching Minnie Pearl. Catch The Fuxedos at Spaceland in LA on April 23.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/fuxzhitup.mp3" length="51370328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/243-danny-shorago-podcast-ep-126</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/243-danny-shorago-podcast-ep-126</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 10:49:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>85:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>danny shorago, the fuxedos, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 125: Ding Dong Ditch</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Comedian Jeff Sloniker joins The Second Column podcast as we talk about Jeff's ability to destroy TV shows, Los behind the wheel, kicking European ass, Jeff's Christmas tree delivery service and poopy pants. Jeff's sketch comedy group The Midnight Show performs at Upright Citizens Brigade the first Saturday of every month at UCBLA.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Comedian Jeff Sloniker joins The Second Column podcast. Jeff's sketch comedy group The Midnight Show performs at Upright Citizens Brigade the first Saturday of every month at UCBLA.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Comedian Jeff Sloniker joins The Second Column podcast as we talk about Jeff's ability to destroy TV shows, Los behind the wheel, kicking European ass, Jeff's Christmas tree delivery service and poopy pants. Jeff's sketch comedy group The Midnight Show performs at Upright Citizens Brigade the first Saturday of every month at UCBLA.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/dingdongditch.mp3" length="49505888" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/242-jeff-sloniker-podcast-ep-125</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/242-jeff-sloniker-podcast-ep-125</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jeff sloniker, comedy, ucb, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 124: Tuba Lips</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes foreign film director Andrijana Cvetkovik as we talk about life in Macedonia, Bulgaria and Tokyo, Mike's new habit of hiding things around the house, dads who think ahead and a phone porn FAIL.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes foreign film director Andrijana Cvetkovik as we talk about life in Macedonia, Bulgaria and Tokyo, Mike's new habit of hiding things around the house, dads who think ahead and a phone porn FAIL.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes foreign film director Andrijana Cvetkovik as we talk about life in Macedonia, Bulgaria and Tokyo, Mike's new habit of hiding things around the house, dads who think ahead and a phone porn FAIL.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/tubalips.mp3" length="47877968" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/241-andrijana-cvetkovik-podcast-ep-124</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/241-andrijana-cvetkovik-podcast-ep-124</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:25:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>andrijana cvetkovik, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 123: I'm Going To Live Forever</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Matt and Morgan Walsh join The Second Column podcast this week to talk about their not-at-all insane neighbor John, how improv teams get named, Matt's bittersweet 9/11 and how to leave a bar properly. Matt Walsh is the co-founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade and the creator of the television show Players, which airs Tuesday at 10:30 pm on Spike. Morgan Walsh can be seen at Upright Citizens Brigade theater in Los Angeles in the show Back Talk, which is a slightly crazier version of The View, as if that was possible.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Matt and Morgan Walsh join The Second Column podcast this week. Matt Walsh is the co-founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade and the creator of the television show Players on Spike. Morgan Walsh can be seen in the show Back Talk.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Matt and Morgan Walsh join The Second Column podcast this week to talk about their not-at-all insane neighbor John, how improv teams get named, Matt's bittersweet 9/11 and how to leave a bar properly. Matt Walsh is the co-founder of the Upright Citizens Brigade and the creator of the television show Players, which airs Tuesday at 10:30 pm on Spike. Morgan Walsh can be seen at Upright Citizens Brigade theater in Los Angeles in the show Back Talk, which is a slightly crazier version of The View, as if that was possible.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/imgoingtoliveforever.mp3" length="55863488" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/238-matt-walsh-morgan-walsh-podcast-second-column-ep-123</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/238-matt-walsh-morgan-walsh-podcast-second-column-ep-123</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>93:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>matt walsh, morgan walsh, ucb, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 122: Marriage Business</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes writer and "Chelsea Lately" panelist Jen Kirkman back to the show to talk about her appearance on HBO's Drunk History, Sean's recent engagement to his longtime girlfriend Randi, what marriage is actually good for and Twitter fights. Kirkman will be performing stand-up with the "Comedians of Chelsea Lately" at the Fillmore Auditorium in Denver on April 30.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes writer and "Chelsea Lately" panelist Jen Kirkman back to the show to talk about her appearance on HBO's Drunk History and Sean's recent engagement to his longtime girlfriend Randi.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes writer and "Chelsea Lately" panelist Jen Kirkman back to the show to talk about her appearance on HBO's Drunk History, Sean's recent engagement to his longtime girlfriend Randi, what marriage is actually good for and Twitter fights. Kirkman will be performing stand-up with the "Comedians of Chelsea Lately" at the Fillmore Auditorium in Denver on April 30.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/marriagebusiness.mp3" length="59261168" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/234-jen-kirkman-podcast-second-column-ep-122</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/234-jen-kirkman-podcast-second-column-ep-122</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:54:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>98:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen kirkman, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 121: Sensory Deprivation</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes New York-based stand-up comedian Rory Scovel (Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham") as we talk southern basketball coaches, Millennials: The Movie, a man named Crash and clocking the heat.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes New York-based stand-up comedian Rory Scovel (Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham") as we talk southern basketball coaches, Millennials: The Movie, a man named Crash and clocking the heat.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes New York-based stand-up comedian Rory Scovel (Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham") as we talk southern basketball coaches, Millennials: The Movie, a man named Crash and clocking the heat.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/sensorydeprivation.mp3" length="50530808" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/233-rory-scovel-second-column-podcast-ep-121</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/233-rory-scovel-second-column-podcast-ep-121</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:15:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>rory scovel, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 120: Egghead</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>This week The Second Column podcast is joined by actor/writer John Ross Bowie ("Big Bang Theory") as we talk about Barry Kripke, nerdy punk rock, the secret appeal of improv, old man babies and being punched on the streets of New York City.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week The Second Column podcast is joined by actor/writer John Ross Bowie ("Big Bang Theory") as we talk about Barry Kripke, nerdy punk rock, the secret appeal of improv, old man babies and being punched on the streets of New York City.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week The Second Column podcast is joined by actor/writer John Ross Bowie ("Big Bang Theory") as we talk about Barry Kripke, nerdy punk rock, the secret appeal of improv, old man babies and being punched on the streets of New York City.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/egghead.mp3" length="49680128" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/232-john-bowie-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/232-john-bowie-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:08:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>john ross bowie, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 119: Man Time</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes writer Daniel Donatelli for some Man Time as we talk about stoplight parties, paradigm-shifting lubrication and we explore the greatest Web site of all time -- chatroulette.com.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes writer Daniel Donatelli for some Man Time as we talk about stoplight parties, paradigm-shifting lubrication and we explore the greatest Web site of all time -- chatroulette.com.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week The Second Column podcast welcomes writer Daniel Donatelli for some Man Time as we talk about stoplight parties, paradigm-shifting lubrication and we explore the greatest Web site of all time -- chatroulette.com.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mantime.mp3" length="49918448" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/231-ep-119-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/231-ep-119-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:08:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>83:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 118: Sail Away</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... Joe and Los at Carnivale ... Crazy weatherman ... Cute mugging ... Mike dances ... Sail Away.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... Joe and Los at Carnivale ... Crazy weatherman ... Cute mugging ... Mike dances ... Sail Away.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... Joe and Los at Carnivale ... Crazy weatherman ... Cute mugging ... Mike dances ... Sail Away.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/sailaway.mp3" length="50428928" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/230-ep-118-the-second-column-podcast-randi-orelemans</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/230-ep-118-the-second-column-podcast-randi-orelemans</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:37:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>randi orelemans, music, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 117: Broke Up In Vegas</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Amanda Sitko ... Sean on fire ... Broke up in Vegas ... Mario ... Death pool ... Mike leaves a voice mail.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Amanda Sitko ... Sean on fire ... Broke up in Vegas ... Mario ... Death pool ... Mike leaves a voice mail.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Amanda Sitko ... Sean on fire ... Broke up in Vegas ... Mario ... Death pool ... Mike leaves a voice mail.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:37:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>90:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>amanda sitko, ucb, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 116: Bingers And Blabs</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guests Ilana Cohn-Sullivan and Liam Sullivan ... Bingers and Blabs ... Jersey Shore finale recap ... Batman goes down.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Ilana Cohn-Sullivan and Liam Sullivan ... Bingers and Blabs ... Jersey Shore finale recap ... Batman goes down.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Ilana Cohn-Sullivan and Liam Sullivan ... Bingers and Blabs ... Jersey Shore finale recap ... Batman goes down.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/bingersandblabs.mp3" length="58905128" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/225-ep-116-the-second-column-podcast-liam-sullivan-ilana-sullivan</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/225-ep-116-the-second-column-podcast-liam-sullivan-ilana-sullivan</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:37:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>98:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>liam sullivan, ilana cohn, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 115: Bathroom Hijinks</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Hello! ... Bathroom hijinks ... Not the Beatles ... Pesky light bulb.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Hello! ... Bathroom hijinks ... Not the Beatles ... Pesky light bulb.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Hello! ... Bathroom hijinks ... Not the Beatles ... Pesky light bulb.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/224-ep-115-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/224-ep-115-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 09:01:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>90:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, ucb, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 114: Spellman Von Cantos</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... Dungeons And Dragons hero Spellman Von Cantos ... Geek comedy ... Tricking women ... Jersey Shore Update ... Seagax sketch.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... Dungeons And Dragons hero Spellman Von Cantos ... Geek comedy ... Tricking women ... Jersey Shore Update ... Seagax sketch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... Dungeons And Dragons hero Spellman Von Cantos ... Geek comedy ... Tricking women ... Jersey Shore Update ... Seagax sketch.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/spellmanvoncantos.mp3" length="47870048" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/223-ep-114-the-second-column-podcast-asterios-kokkinos</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/223-ep-114-the-second-column-podcast-asterios-kokkinos</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>asterios kokkinos, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 113: ER Theme Song Lyrics</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Honeymoon in Napa ... Mike Broth ... Fist pumping for Jersey Shore ... Lyrics to the ER theme song.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Honeymoon in Napa ... Mike Broth ... Fist pumping for Jersey Shore ... Lyrics to the ER theme song.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Honeymoon in Napa ... Mike Broth ... Fist pumping for Jersey Shore ... Lyrics to the ER theme song.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/erthemesonglyrics.mp3" length="51816728" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/222-ep-113-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli-tom-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/222-ep-113-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli-tom-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:30:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>86:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>tom donatelli, dan donatelli, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 112: Let It Go, Ed</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guests Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Christmas at IHOP ... Couch stain ... Roasting a stranger ... Let it go, Ed ... Nose whistle.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Christmas at IHOP ... Couch stain ... Roasting a stranger ... Let it go, Ed ... Nose whistle.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Christmas at IHOP ... Couch stain ... Roasting a stranger ... Let it go, Ed ... Nose whistle.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/letitgoed.mp3" length="59711528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/221-ep-112-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/221-ep-112-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:43:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>99:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, ed galvez, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 111: Overcoming Adversity</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Part 2 of 2 part episode with Ryan Brown ... Fat Ryan ... Jared from Subway ... Aron Ralston.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Part 2 of 2 part episode with Ryan Brown ... Fat Ryan ... Jared from Subway ... Aron Ralston.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Part 2 of 2 part episode with Ryan Brown ... Fat Ryan ... Jared from Subway ... Aron Ralston.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/overcomingadversity.mp3" length="39176408" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/220-ep-111-the-second-column-podcast-ryan-brown</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/220-ep-111-the-second-column-podcast-ryan-brown</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:16:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ryan brown, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 110: Noon Man</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Part 1 of 2 part episode with Ryan Brown ... Noon Man and Needles ... Mackey Gilmour ... Radio Gitmo.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of 2 part episode with Ryan Brown ... Noon Man and Needles ... Mackey Gilmour ... Radio Gitmo.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Part 1 of 2 part episode with Ryan Brown ... Noon Man and Needles ... Mackey Gilmour ... Radio Gitmo.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/noonman.mp3" length="47377928" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/218-ep-110-the-second-column-podcast-ryan-brown</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/218-ep-110-the-second-column-podcast-ryan-brown</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:16:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>78:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ryan brown, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 109: Mexican Prison</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Andrew Hanson ... K-9 ... The day Jason Reitman quit improv ... Mexican prison.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Andrew Hanson ... K-9 ... The day Jason Reitman quit improv ... Mexican prison.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Andrew Hanson ... K-9 ... The day Jason Reitman quit improv ... Mexican prison.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mexicanprison.mp3" length="48688328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/217-ep-109-the-second-column-podcast-andrew-hanson</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/217-ep-109-the-second-column-podcast-andrew-hanson</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:16:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>81:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>andrew hanson, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 108: Touched By Sarah Silverman</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Lisa Timmons ... Aunts being aunts ... Slutty baker ... Touched by Sarah Silverman ... The Shield skank whore No. 2.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Lisa Timmons ... Aunts being aunts ... Slutty baker ... Touched by Sarah Silverman ... The Shield skank whore No. 2.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Lisa Timmons ... Aunts being aunts ... Slutty baker ... Touched by Sarah Silverman ... The Shield skank whore No. 2.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/touchedbysarahsilverman.mp3" length="52399568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/214-ep-108-the-second-column-podcast-lisa-timmons</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/214-ep-108-the-second-column-podcast-lisa-timmons</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:16:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>87:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>lisa timmons, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 107: Gobble Gobble</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Daniel Donatelli ... Sweet skateboard move ... High school does not matter ... Trigger words ... Perfect turkey call.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Daniel Donatelli ... Sweet skateboard move ... High school does not matter ... Trigger words ... Perfect turkey call.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Daniel Donatelli ... Sweet skateboard move ... High school does not matter ... Trigger words ... Perfect turkey call.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/gobblegobble.mp3" length="48881648" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/212-ep-107-the-second-column-podcast-daniel-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/212-ep-107-the-second-column-podcast-daniel-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:50:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>81:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>daniel donatelli, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 106: Lord Stanley</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Chris Mosier ... podcast sh#t ... NASCAR driver or confederate general? ... Lord Stanley ... Thanksgiving at the ER.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... podcast sh#t ... NASCAR driver or confederate general? ... Lord Stanley ... Thanksgiving at the ER.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... podcast sh#t ... NASCAR driver or confederate general? ... Lord Stanley ... Thanksgiving at the ER.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/lordstanley.mp3" length="50846888" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/208-ep-106-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/208-ep-106-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:50:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 105: Rebel Rouser</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Neil Campbell ... Worst mascot ever? ... How to get a show at Upright Citizens Brigade ... Does Neil throw rocks at kids?</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Neil Campbell ... Worst mascot ever? ... How to get a show at Upright Citizens Brigade ... Does Neil throw rocks at kids?</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Neil Campbell ... Worst mascot ever? ... How to get a show at Upright Citizens Brigade ... Does Neil throw rocks at kids?</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/rebelrouser.mp3" length="52248368" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/207-ep-105-the-second-column-podcast-neil-campbell</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/207-ep-105-the-second-column-podcast-neil-campbell</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:35:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>87:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>neil campbell, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 104: Ballsy Audition</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Hunter Cope ... Halloween horror stories ... Five Easy Pieces ... Ballsy audition.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Hunter Cope ... Halloween horror stories ... Five Easy Pieces ... Ballsy audition.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Hunter Cope ... Halloween horror stories ... Five Easy Pieces ... Ballsy audition.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/ballsyaudition.mp3" length="42790088" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/204-ep-104-the-second-column-podcast-hunter-cope</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/204-ep-ep-104-the-second-column-podcast-hunter-cope</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:34:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>71:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>hunter cope, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 103: Bad Accents</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest David Pavlina ... Mike takes justice into his own hands ... You have honored us with your gold ... Steven Spielsaki.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest David Pavlina ... Mike takes justice into his own hands ... You have honored us with your gold ... Steven Spielsaki.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest David Pavlina ... Mike takes justice into his own hands ... You have honored us with your gold ... Steven Spielsaki.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/badaccents.mp3" length="56887328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/203-ep-103-the-second-column-podcast-david-pavlina</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/203-ep-103-the-second-column-podcast-david-pavlina</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:44:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>94:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>david pavlina, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 102: Class Dismissed</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Sir I believe you stole my Xbox 360 ... Joking with Miss September ... Class dismissed.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Sir I believe you stole my Xbox 360 ... Joking with Miss September ... Class dismissed.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Sir I believe you stole my Xbox 360 ... Joking with Miss September ... Class dismissed.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/classdismissed.mp3" length="36343568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/201-ep-102-the-second-column-podcast-sean-conroy</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/201-ep-102-the-second-column-podcast-sean-conroy</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:10:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>60:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>sean conroy, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 101: We Were Robbed</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Ryan Brown ... The house was robbed ... Six degrees of Foreigner ... Ridiculous Def Leppard cover band drum fills.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ryan Brown ... The house was robbed ... Six degrees of Foreigner ... Ridiculous Def Leppard cover band drum fills.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ryan Brown ... The house was robbed ... Six degrees of Foreigner ... Ridiculous Def Leppard cover band drum fills.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/wewererobbed.mp3" length="45156728" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/200-ep-101-the-second-column-podcast-ryan-brown</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/200-ep-101-the-second-column-podcast-ryan-brown</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:48:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>Ryan Brown, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 100: The Birthday Party Show</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Live music ... tons of special guests ... and Kevin Ford might have molested a dog.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Live music ... tons of special guests ... and Kevin Ford might have molested a dog.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Live music ... tons of special guests ... and Kevin Ford might have molested a dog.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thebirthdaypartyshow.mp3" length="49209208" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/199-ep-100-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/199-ep-100-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:48:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>mark saul, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 99: Eating Shirts</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guest Eddie Pepitone ... How to talk to adoring fans ... Eating shirt ... Yeah I ate your cupcake.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Eddie Pepitone ... How to talk to adoring fans ... Eating shirt ... Yeah I ate your cupcake.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Eddie Pepitone ... How to talk to adoring fans ... Eating shirt ... Yeah I ate your cupcake.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/eatingshirt.mp3" length="39964808" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/197-ep-99-the-second-column-podcast-eddie-pepitone</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/197-ep-99-the-second-column-podcast-eddie-pepitone</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:48:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>66:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>eddie pepitone, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 98: Trapped In A Room With 13 Sharon Stones</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <description>Special guests Bryan Safi and Amy Rhodes ... the week Joe Wilson, Kanye and Serena yelled things ... Impressions ... Sharon Stone ... Serious Aftermath.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Bryan Safi and Amy Rhodes ... the week Joe Wilson, Kanye and Serena yelled things ... Impressions ... Sharon Stone ... Serious Aftermath.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Bryan Safi and Amy Rhodes ... the week Joe Wilson, Kanye and Serena yelled things ... Impressions ... Sharon Stone ... Serious Aftermath.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/trappedinaroomwith13sharonstones.mp3" length="47995688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/192-ep-98-the-second-column-podcast-amy-rhodes-bryan-safi</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/192-ep-98-the-second-column-podcast-amy-rhodes-bryan-safi</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:06:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>amy rhodes, bryan safi, comedy, the second column podcast</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 97: The Ha Ha Ha</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Los sort of runs game ... Cake farts ... I don't want any part of that meatloaf ... Aggro Mike.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Los sort of runs game ... Cake farts ... I don't want any part of that meatloaf ... Aggro Mike.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thehahaha.mp3" length="57521648" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/187-ep-97-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:41:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>95:52</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 96: Rapping With Ranta</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Producing ... Ranta rap ... Bad auditions.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Producing ... Ranta rap ... Bad auditions.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/186-ep-96-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/186-ep-96-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:47:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>87:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Episode 95: Bad Jokes</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Punching roaches ... Weredick ... Bad jokes.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Punching roaches ... Weredick ... Bad jokes.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/badjokes.mp3" length="57372608" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/183-ep-95-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/183-ep-95-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:53:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>95:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 94: Ryan Air</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Karl Hess ... No busting balls ... Ryan Air ... Cockfight.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Karl Hess ... No busting balls ... Ryan Air ... Cockfight.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/181-ep-94-the-second-column-podcast-karl-hess</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/181-ep-94-the-second-column-podcast-karl-hess</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:53:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>86:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>karl hess, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 93: Tackling the Stanley Cup</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Catch up ... Liquor store situation ... Tackling the Stanley Cup.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Catch up ... Liquor store situation ... Tackling the Stanley Cup.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/tacklingthestanleycup.mp3" length="45160688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/169-ep-93-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/169-ep-93-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:41:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, ucb, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 92: Dong In The Sun</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Daniel Donatelli ... bad backseat driving ... return of Green Genes ... the sun and the dong ... joke FAIL.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Daniel Donatelli ... bad backseat driving ... return of Green Genes ... the sun and the dong ... joke FAIL.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/donginthesun.mp3" length="49862288" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/160-ep-92-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/160-ep-92-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:47:54 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>83:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 91: Ooohhh!</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom Donatelli and Liz Davis ... I am peeing! ... The pooprosal ... Ooohhh! ... I gotta meet Tommy.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Tom Donatelli and Liz Davis ... I am peeing! ... The pooprosal ... Ooohhh! ... I gotta meet Tommy.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/ooohhh.mp3" length="49861928" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/152-ep-91-the-second-column-podcast-tom-donatelli-liz-davis</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/152-ep-91-the-second-column-podcast-tom-donatelli-liz-davis</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:00:06 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>83:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>tom donatelli, liz davis, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 90: Dino Ink</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Samuel Child ... Dyno ink ... Mind train ... Sven ... Lionel remix ... Pain and suffering.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Samuel Child ... Dyno ink ... Mind train ... Sven ... Lionel remix ... Pain and suffering.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/dinoink.mp3" length="46718048" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/151-ep-90-the-second-column-podcast-samuel-child</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/151-ep-90-the-second-column-podcast-samuel-child</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:07:08 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>77:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>samuel child, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 89: Hello 9-1-1 I Am High</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Rasika Mathur ... Trunk house ... Hello 9-1-1 I am high ... Fishaterian.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Rasika Mathur ... Trunk house ... Hello 9-1-1 I am high ... Fishaterian.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/hello911iamhigh.mp3" length="44901128" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/148-ep-89-the-second-column-podcast-rasika-mathur</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/148-ep-89-the-second-column-podcast-rasika-mathur</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:07:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>74:50</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>rasika mathur, comedy, the second column</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 88: CTU Agent Shlomo Martinez</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Salesman the Hut ... CTU agent Shlomo Martinez ... Michael Jackson and Weird Al ... West Hollywood Storm Shadow.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Salesman the Hut ... CTU agent Shlomo Martinez ... Michael Jackson and Weird Al ... West Hollywood Storm Shadow.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/ctuagentshlomomartinez.mp3" length="49672568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/144-ep-88-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/144-ep-88-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</guid>
      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:07:18 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 87: Television And Film Actress Faye Dunaway</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Peter Dirksen ... Mike does not know Jack ... Television and film actress Faye Dunaway ... Skunk dick ... Hobo maladies.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Peter Dirksen ... Mike does not know Jack ... Television and film actress Faye Dunaway ... Skunk dick ... Hobo maladies.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/televisionandfilmactressfayedunaway.mp3" length="45927848" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/143-ep-87-the-second-column-podcast-peter-dirksen</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/143-ep-87-the-second-column-podcast-peter-dirksen</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:06:38 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>peter dirksen, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 86: Shart</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Katie Matthews and Neva Reese ... MoHo ... Angry v****a ... Fleetwood Mock ... Shart ... Wake heckler ... Dead horse.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Katie Matthews and Neva Reese ... MoHo ... Angry v****a ... Fleetwood Mock ... Shart ... Wake heckler ... Dead horse.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/shart.mp3" length="50509208" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/142-ep-86-the-second-column-podcast-katie-matthews-neva-reese</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/142-ep-86-the-second-column-podcast-katie-matthews-neva-reese</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:06:26 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>katie matthews, neva reese, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 85: Bayguard</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Josh Meindertsma ... Hotbox ... Bayguard ... Godfather ... Gum art ... Arranged prom.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Josh Meindertsma ... Hotbox ... Bayguard ... Godfather ... Gum art ... Arranged prom.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/bayguard.mp3" length="43202288" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/55-ep-55-the-second-column-podcast-josh-meindertsma</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/55-ep-55-the-second-column-podcast-josh-meindertsma</guid>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:06:14 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>72:00</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>josh meinderstma, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 84: Retired Clippers Jerseys</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Retired Clippers jerseys ... Game show circuit ... AIDS this baby.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Retired Clippers jerseys ... Game show circuit ... AIDS this baby.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/retiredclippersjerseys.mp3" length="51738248" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/56-ep-84-the-second-column-podcast-john-kyle-grady</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/56-ep-84-the-second-column-podcast-john-kyle-grady</guid>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:06:06 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>86:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>john kyle grady, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 83: Sojurita</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jamie Flam ... Lunchboxing ... Sojurita ... GangCoon ... Sit down pee ... Los in prison.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jamie Flam ... Lunchboxing ... Sojurita ... GangCoon ... Sit down pee ... Los in prison.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/sojurita.mp3" length="46553528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/57-ep-83-the-second-column-podcast-jamie-flam</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/57-ep-83-the-second-column-podcast-jamie-flam</guid>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 19:05:02 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>77:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jamie flam, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 82: Graduation</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... pdrm.org ... Beauty revealed ... Hitler Lollipop ... Is Mike listening ... Graduation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... pdrm.org ... Beauty revealed ... Hitler Lollipop ... Is Mike listening ... Graduation.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/graduation.mp3" length="49618928" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/58-ep-82-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/58-ep-82-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 19:05:38 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>82:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 81: Why Women Dig Men With Scars</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Heather Thompson ... Protesting Lane Bryant ... Addicted to porn ... Declaring war on Bob and Sherri ... Petros.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Heather Thompson ... Protesting Lane Bryant ... Addicted to porn ... Declaring war on Bob and Sherri ... Petros.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/whywomendigmenwithscars.mp3" length="54973568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/59-ep-81-the-second-column-podcast-heather-thompson</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/59-ep-81-the-second-column-podcast-heather-thompson</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 07:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>91:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>heather thompson, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 80: Love Thy Neighbor But Screw With The Lights Out</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Of Gods And Stone ... Masturbatory dilemma ... Sudden Broom Shock ... Mike finally tells a joke.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... Of Gods And Stone ... Masturbatory dilemma ... Sudden Broom Shock ... Mike finally tells a joke.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/lovethyneighborbutscrewwiththelightsout.mp3" length="50478608" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/60-ep-80-the-second-column-podcast-tom-donatelli-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/60-ep-80-the-second-column-podcast-tom-donatelli-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 07:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, tom donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 79: What Do Women Want? A Ninja Turtle</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Phil Ranta and Doug Driesel Jr. ... High fiving the homeless ... ALF tears down the Berlin Wall ... Pleasures of the cartoon flesh.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Phil Ranta and Doug Driesel Jr. ... High fiving the homeless ... ALF tears down the Berlin Wall ... Pleasures of the cartoon flesh.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/womenwantaninjaturtle.mp3" length="55289288" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/61-ep-79-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta-doug-driesel-jr</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/61-ep-79-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta-doug-driesel-jr</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>92:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>phil ranta, doug driesel jr, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 78: Flipping A Boyfriend</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jen Jones ... The LosCast ... European Vacation ... Match.com etiquette.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jen Jones ... The LosCast ... European Vacation ... Match.com etiquette.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/flippingaboyfriend.mp3" length="44175368" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/62-ep-78-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/62-ep-78-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:04:31 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>73:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen jones, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 77: Bromance</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... One hundred dollar cheeseburger ... Indian Gift House ... If it bleeds ... The Real Ed Galvez.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... One hundred dollar cheeseburger ... Indian Gift House ... If it bleeds ... The Real Ed Galvez.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/bromance.mp3" length="44622128" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/63-ep-77-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/63-ep-77-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:04:32 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>74:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 76: Heavy Mayo</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jen Kirkman ... Chewy Lately ... Little girl on the plane ... Starbucks board game ... Bathroom bonding ... Zest for life.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jen Kirkman ... Chewy Lately ... Little girl on the plane ... Starbucks board game ... Bathroom bonding ... Zest for life.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/heavymayo.mp3" length="56116568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/64-ep-76-the-second-colunn-podcast-jen-kirkman</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/64-ep-76-the-second-colunn-podcast-jen-kirkman</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:03:24 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>93:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen kirkman, chelsea lately, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 75: Exploring An Alternative Career In Nursing</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Breast implant warning ... Kill the ball boy ... Mafia dog ... DLR EMT.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Breast implant warning ... Kill the ball boy ... Mafia dog ... DLR EMT.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/exploringanalternativecareerinnursing.mp3" length="52614848" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/65-ep-75-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/65-ep-75-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:03:16 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>87:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 74: Return Of Mondaiji</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Dave Pavlina ... The wedding party ... Golden Balls ... Secret wedding booze ... Nixon Mike ... Maximum hard drive.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Dave Pavlina ... The wedding party ... Golden Balls ... Secret wedding booze ... Nixon Mike ... Maximum hard drive.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/returnofmondaiji.mp3" length="55827848" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/66-ep-74-the-second-column-podcast-dave-pavlina</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/66-ep-74-the-second-column-podcast-dave-pavlina</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:03:38 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>93:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dave pavlina, mondaiji, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 73: The Watchmen</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... A walk-on by David Pavlina ... Kevin gropes another woman ... Discussing The Watchmen.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... A walk-on by David Pavlina ... Kevin gropes another woman ... Discussing The Watchmen.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thewatchmen.mp3" length="47956448" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/67-ep-73-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/67-ep-73-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:03:42 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>david pavlina, kevin ford, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 72: Constipated Thinking</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Alex Mesrobian ... Hot air balloon detective ... King Taco College ... Fat girls should carry their own weight.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Alex Mesrobian ... Hot air balloon detective ... King Taco College ... Fat girls should carry their own weight.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/constipatedthinking.mp3" length="46873568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/68-ep-72-the-second-column-podcast-alex-mesrobian</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/68-ep-72-the-second-column-podcast-alex-mesrobian</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:03:41 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>78:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>alex mesrobian, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 71: Dr. Sarno Healed My Back Pain</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Making change ... Doubting Joe ... The morning zoo ... The Bronx Bomb bombs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Making change ... Doubting Joe ... The morning zoo ... The Bronx Bomb bombs.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/drsarnohealedmybackpain.mp3" length="38489528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/69-ep-71-the-second-column-podcast-jeff-sloniker</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/69-ep-71-the-second-column-podcast-jeff-sloniker</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:02:03 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>64:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jeff sloniker, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 70: Ten Ways That Women Can Blow A First Date</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Shorty Brown ... Gordo the fire dancer ... Naked statue diving ... How to end a great date.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Shorty Brown ... Gordo the fire dancer ... Naked statue diving ... How to end a great date.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/tenwaysthatwomencanblowafirstdate.mp3" length="47708048" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/70-ep-70-the-second-column-podcast-shorty-brown</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/70-ep-70-the-second-column-podcast-shorty-brown</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 20:02:07 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>79:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>shorty brown, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 69: Go Get Her</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Bill Johnson ... Breaking the color barrier ... Mike butchers the perfect segue ... Movie version of Go Get Her.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Bill Johnson ... Breaking the color barrier ... Mike butchers the perfect segue ... Movie version of Go Get Her.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/gogether.mp3" length="34018688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/71-ep-69-the-second-column-podcast-bill-johnson</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/71-ep-69-the-second-column-podcast-bill-johnson</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:02:11 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>56:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>bill johnson, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 68: Jury Duty</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Marc Thomas ... Marc goes to the dentist ... Bus detective ... One way to tell your life did not turn out the way you wanted.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Marc Thomas ... Marc goes to the dentist ... Bus detective ... One way to tell your life did not turn out the way you wanted.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/juryduty.mp3" length="39088568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/72-ep-68-the-second-column-podcast-marc-thomas</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/72-ep-68-the-second-column-podcast-marc-thomas</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:02:49 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>marc thomas, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 67: How I Almost Choked To Death On Salad Dressing</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Alysia Wood ... The not-a-date date ... Los kills another bathroom ... Mike saves Joe.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Alysia Wood ... The not-a-date date ... Los kills another bathroom ... Mike saves Joe.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/howialmostchokedtodeathonsaladdressing.mp3" length="43924808" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/73-ep-67-the-second-column-podcast-alysia-wood</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/73-ep-67-the-second-column-podcast-alysia-wood</guid>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 08:00:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>73:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>alysia wood, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 66: How To Name Drop Successfully</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Glad to be back ... Bronx Bombers ... This guy sucks ... Han Solo hates birthdays.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Glad to be back ... Bronx Bombers ... This guy sucks ... Han Solo hates birthdays.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/howtonamedropsuccessfully.mp3" length="36197768" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/74-ep-66-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/74-ep-66-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:01:14 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>60:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, dan donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 65: What I Liked About Outliers</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Wack energy ... Ze last roll ... Scrolls cause grippe ... Punched three times... Island hopping with mom.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Sean Conroy ... Wack energy ... Ze last roll ... Scrolls cause grippe ... Punched three times... Island hopping with mom.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/whatilikedaboutoutliers.mp3" length="39280808" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/75-ep-65-the-second-column-podcast-sean-conroy</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/75-ep-65-the-second-column-podcast-sean-conroy</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:01:10 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>sean conroy, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 64: Malcolm Gladwell Is Wrong</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Kevin Ford and Randi Oerlemans ... Agent Bear theme ... The sound of Sean panicking ... A three-way with Kevin.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Kevin Ford and Randi Oerlemans ... Agent Bear theme ... The sound of Sean panicking ... A three-way with Kevin.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/malcolmgladwelliswrong.mp3" length="45144488" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/76-ep-64-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford-randi-Oerlemans</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/76-ep-64-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford-randi-Oerlemans</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:01:51 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 63: Progress And Regression At The Happy Ending</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Ed Galvez and Doug Driesel Jr. ... Los says wow ... Some ride c***h ... Tracy trailer ... Dan Luperini plays Try and Live.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Ed Galvez and Doug Driesel Jr. ... Los says wow ... Some ride c***h ... Tracy trailer ... Dan Luperini plays Try and Live.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/progressregressionandthehappyending.mp3" length="44104088" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/77-ep-63-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-doug-driesel-jr</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/77-ep-63-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-doug-driesel-jr</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:12:39 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>73:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, doug driesel jr, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 62: If Happiness Is Contagious Then How Do I Catch It</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Los kills a bathroom ... Crazy city council ... sexually transmitted talent ... New Year kisses.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Los kills a bathroom ... Crazy city council ... sexually transmitted talent ... New Year kisses.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/ifhappinessiscontagiousthenhowdoicatchit.mp3" length="41847248" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/78-ep-62-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/78-ep-62-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:12:48 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>69:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 61: Christmas Car Commercials</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Guest host Dan Donatelli ... LMU Library ... BMW Anal series ... This is the worst Christmas ever ... Whelming.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Guest host Dan Donatelli ... LMU Library ... BMW Anal series ... This is the worst Christmas ever ... Whelming.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/christmascarcommercials.mp3" length="40501568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/79-ep-61-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/79-ep-61-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:12:56 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>67:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 60: My Addition To The Mystery Method</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Most awkward podcast ever ... Slap Cash ... Oh my God we had sex.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... Most awkward podcast ever ... Slap Cash ... Oh my God we had sex.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/myadditiontothemysterymethod.mp3" length="45440048" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/80-ep-60-the-second-column-podcast-john-kyle-grady</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/80-ep-60-the-second-column-podcast-john-kyle-grady</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 19:11:46 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>75:43</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>john kyle grady, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 59: Kanye West Hates Smart People</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Neva Reese ... Los from the Coast ... Better than Mosier ... Celebrity death disease.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Neva Reese ... Los from the Coast ... Better than Mosier ... Celebrity death disease.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/kanyewesthatessmartpeople.mp3" length="48552248" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/81-ep-59-the-second-column-podcast-neva-reese</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/81-ep-59-the-second-column-podcast-neva-reese</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:11:23 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>80:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>neva reese, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 58: Lies I Tell</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Amy Rhodes ... Ten days of sex ... Time to talk about Sean ... Epic fail.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Amy Rhodes ... Ten days of sex ... Time to talk about Sean ... Epic fail.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/liesitell.mp3" length="36471728" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/82-ep-58-the-second-column-podcast-amy-rhodes</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/82-ep-58-the-second-column-podcast-amy-rhodes</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:11:42 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>60:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>amy rhodes, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 57: Final Thoughts On The 2008 Presidential Election</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Bob Dole escapes ... Mary Poppins winks at little birds ... Railing B*****s.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Bob Dole escapes ... Mary Poppins winks at little birds ... Railing B*****s.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/afterthoughtsofthe2008election.mp3" length="38986688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/83-ep-57-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/83-ep-57-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:11:17 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>64:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>phil ranta, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 56: Red Means Go</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ilana Cohn ... Amazon keg ... Height of the boner ... Fish in the hot tub.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ilana Cohn ... Amazon keg ... Height of the boner ... Fish in the hot tub.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/redmeansgo.mp3" length="40162448" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/84-ep-56-the-second-column-podcast-ilana-cohn</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/84-ep-56-the-second-column-podcast-ilana-cohn</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:11:49 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>66:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ilana cohn, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 55: What I Fear</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Joe comes face to face with a perfect killing machine ... Ghost p***y ... The real Constant Gardner.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Joe comes face to face with a perfect killing machine ... Ghost p***y ... The real Constant Gardner.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/whatifear.mp3" length="46067528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/85-ep-55-the-second-column-podcast-doug-driesel-jr</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/85-ep-55-the-second-column-podcast-doug-driesel-jr</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:10:28 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>76:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>doug driesel jr, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 54: Viva La Wah</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jessica Glassberg ... Carlos Sutra ... Hot butler woman ... Those Old Timey Vertical Horizons Yeah.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jessica Glassberg ... Carlos Sutra ... Hot butler woman ... Those Old Timey Vertical Horizons Yeah.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/vivalawah.mp3" length="39513728" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/86-ep-54-the-second-column-podcast-jessica-glassberg</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/86-ep-54-the-second-column-podcast-jessica-glassberg</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:10:04 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>65:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jessica glassberg, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 53: Mail Goggles</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Most eligible bachelor on the podcast ... Tim Burton esquire ... The Carlos Jaime Institute.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Most eligible bachelor on the podcast ... Tim Burton esquire ... The Carlos Jaime Institute.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mailgoggles.mp3" length="35139728" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/87-ep-53-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/87-ep-53-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 21:10:02 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>58:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 52: The Saddest Places To Drink</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Sierra Moist ... Drinking to Pibe ... Ed unplugs Kevin.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Kevin Ford and Ed Galvez ... Sierra Moist ... Drinking to Pibe ... Ed unplugs Kevin.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/88-ep-52-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli-kevin-ford-ed-galvez</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/88-ep-52-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli-kevin-ford-ed-galvez</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:10:35 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>83:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, kevin ford, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 51: Ramenzoni's Law</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Tia Ayers ... Impressing Hitler ... Monkey experiments ... More monkey business.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Tia Ayers ... Impressing Hitler ... Monkey experiments ... More monkey business.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/89-ep-51-the-second-column-podcast-tia-ayers</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/89-ep-51-the-second-column-podcast-tia-ayers</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:09:20 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>70:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>tia ayers, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 50: The 50th Podcast</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Clip show ... Return of Robohost ... The long goodbye.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Dan Donatelli and Ed Galvez ... Clip show ... Return of Robohost ... The long goodbye.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/the50thpodcast.mp3" length="50996648" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/90-ep-50-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/90-ep-50-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:09:18 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>84:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, dan donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 49: In A World Gone</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special Guest Mark Saul ... Mike goes to the bathroom ... Porn Ultimatum ... Gum job.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special Guest Mark Saul ... Mike goes to the bathroom ... Porn Ultimatum ... Gum job.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/inaworldgone.mp3" length="37972568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/91-ep-49-the-second-column-podcast-mark-saul</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/91-ep-49-the-second-column-podcast-mark-saul</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:09:23 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>63:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>mark saul, greys anatomy, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 48: Man Hugs</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Alysia Wood ... One man BBQ ... Hugging Joe ... Try and fu**ing top that.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Alysia Wood ... One man BBQ ... Hugging Joe ... Try and fu**ing top that.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/manhugs.mp3" length="34968008" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/92-ep-48-the-second-column-podcast-alysia-wood</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/92-ep-48-the-second-column-podcast-alysia-wood</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:09:34 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>58:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>alysia wood, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 47: Lower The Legal Drinking Age To 18 Or Raise The Birth Age To 3</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... If you cannot remember it did not happen ... President Baby ... F*g badger.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Asterios Kokkinos ... If you cannot remember it did not happen ... President Baby ... F*g badger.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/lowerthelegaldrinkingageto18orraisethebirthageto3.mp3" length="36346448" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/93-ep-47-the-second-column-podcast-asterios-kokkinos</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/93-ep-47-the-second-column-podcast-asterios-kokkinos</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:08:57 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>60:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>asterios kokkinos, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 46: Those Rising Utility Costs Means She Loves You</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Run that water ... Know what you are getting into ... Bathroom office.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Run that water ... Know what you are getting into ... Bathroom office.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thoserisingutilitycostsmeansshelovesyou.mp3" length="31347128" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/94-ep-46-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones-audra-potz</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/94-ep-46-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones-audra-potz</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:08:27 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>52:14</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen jones, audra potz, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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    <item>
      <title>Episode 45: I Am An NFL Quarterback...Now What</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... McChewey ... Rolling Gardens Pharmaceuticals ... Sean uses the whole buffalo.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Tom and Dan Donatelli ... McChewey ... Rolling Gardens Pharmaceuticals ... Sean uses the whole buffalo.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/imannflquarterbacknowwhat.mp3" length="37734608" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/95-ep-45-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli-tom-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/95-ep-45-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli-tom-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 16:08:59 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>62:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>tom donatelli, dan donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 44: Signs Of The Times</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... My racist doctor said it was OK ... Rails and Ties ... Jesus Man comic book.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... My racist doctor said it was OK ... Rails and Ties ... Jesus Man comic book.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/signsofthetimes.mp3" length="40198088" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/97-ep-44-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/97-ep-44-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:08:01 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>66:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 43: Nobody Dates In LA</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Peter Pan syndrome ... Too much stimulation ... Joe and Jen used to date.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Jen Jones and Audra Potz ... Peter Pan syndrome ... Too much stimulation ... Joe and Jen used to date.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/nobodydatesinla.mp3" length="40532168" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/98-ep-43-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones-audra-potz</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/98-ep-43-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones-audra-potz</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:08:44 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>67:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen jones, audra potz, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 42: Definition Of A Douche</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Joe Torre in Van Helsing ... Funnyism... BJ Video.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Joe Torre in Van Helsing ... Funnyism... BJ Video.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/definitionofadouche.mp3" length="35483528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/99-ep-42-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/99-ep-42-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:07:42 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>59:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 41: I Am Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... West America ... Mike sucks on the phone ... The past future and present.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest John Kyle Grady ... West America ... Mike sucks on the phone ... The past future and present.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/gonnaloveyoujustalittlemore.mp3" length="36158528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/100-ep-41-the-second-column-podcast-john-kyle-grady</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/100-ep-41-the-second-column-podcast-john-kyle-grady</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:07:15 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>60:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>john kyle grady, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 40: Man State</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Andrew Wantuck ... Fires do not exist ... Ten bucks off brain surgery ... Los does not need Belgium.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Andrew Wantuck ... Fires do not exist ... Ten bucks off brain surgery ... Los does not need Belgium.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/manstate.mp3" length="30524168" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/101-ep-40-the-second-column-podcast-andrew-wantuck</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/101-ep-40-the-second-column-podcast-andrew-wantuck</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:07:29 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>50:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>andrew wantuck, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 39: In Appreciation Of Dive Bars</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Backdoor bar ... Gunty woman ... Fog machine.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Backdoor bar ... Gunty woman ... Fog machine.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/inappreciationofdivebars.mp3" length="35530328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/102-ep-39-the-second-column-podcast-jeff-sloniker</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/102-ep-39-the-second-column-podcast-jeff-sloniker</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:07:15 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>59:13</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jeff sloniker, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 38: Product Placement Has Gone Too Far</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Losing in the loser playoffs ... Dop off ... Eleven month calendar.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Losing in the loser playoffs ... Dop off ... Eleven month calendar.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/productplacementhasgonetoofar.mp3" length="35577128" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/103-ep-38-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/103-ep-38-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:06:40 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>59:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 37: So Long Nuppies</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... There is always hope ... Wishing for teleportation ... The Borient Express.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Randi Oerlemans ... There is always hope ... Wishing for teleportation ... The Borient Express.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/solongnuppies.mp3" length="30128528" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/104-ep-37-the-second-column-podcast-randi-oerlemans</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/104-ep-37-the-second-column-podcast-randi-oerlemans</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:06:28 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>50:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>randi oerlemans, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 36: In Opposition To The Open Door Policy</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guests Chris Mosier and Dan Donatelli ... Lemonade and ice tea ... A job interview with Patton ... The Joe Soap Opera.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guests Chris Mosier and Dan Donatelli ... Lemonade and ice tea ... A job interview with Patton ... The Joe Soap Opera.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/inoppositiontotheopendoorpolicy.mp3" length="33192488" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/105-ep-36-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/105-ep-36-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:06:57 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>55:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, ucb, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 35: How Long Should You Wait To Call</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Lauren Ashley Bishop ... Sexual cheesing ... Den of attractive men ... Win a date with Carlos.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Lauren Ashley Bishop ... Sexual cheesing ... Den of attractive men ... Win a date with Carlos.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/howlongshouldyouwaittocall.mp3" length="31924928" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/106-ep-35-the-second-column-podcast-lauren-ashley-bishop</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/106-ep-35-the-second-column-podcast-lauren-ashley-bishop</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:06:40 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>53:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>lauren ashely bishop, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 34: The United States Of Monkey Overloards</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Fan boy quiz ... The new Viagra ... Gently restrained.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Doug Driesel Jr. ... Fan boy quiz ... The new Viagra ... Gently restrained.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/unitedstatesofmonkeyrobotoverlords.mp3" length="28471448" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/107-ep-34-the-second-column-podcast-doug-driesel-jr</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/107-ep-34-the-second-column-podcast-doug-driesel-jr</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:06:03 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>47:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>doug driesel jr, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 33: The Truth Is In The Silence</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>An apology from Dave ... Spanish is a language not a stereotype ... When girls burp ... Shoes.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>An apology from Dave ... Spanish is a language not a stereotype ... When girls burp ... Shoes.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thetruthisinthesilence.mp3" length="33819608" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/108-ep-33-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/108-ep-33-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 23:05:21 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>56:21</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 32: How To Tell If Someone Is A Towering Mediocrity</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Mike might not exist ... Torture ... RoboHost.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Phil Ranta ... Mike might not exist ... Torture ... RoboHost.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/howtospotatoweringmediocrity.mp3" length="27464168" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/109-ep-32-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/109-ep-32-the-second-column-podcast-phil-ranta</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 20:05:33 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>45:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>phil ranta, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 31: Kids In The Hall</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Marc and Olivia and Ed in the house ... Kids In The Hall show ... Return of Budweiser Clamato ... Mike honors his grandmother ... Sean apologizes.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Marc and Olivia and Ed in the house ... Kids In The Hall show ... Return of Budweiser Clamato ... Mike honors his grandmother ... Sean apologizes.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/kidsinthehall.mp3" length="28482968" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/110-ep-31-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/110-ep-31-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 17:05:18 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>47:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 30: Why Men Love Waitresses</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dude talk ... Taco loco ... Groundhog hooters ... Sean the dreamy waiter.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dude talk ... Taco loco ... Groundhog hooters ... Sean the dreamy waiter.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/whymenlovewaitresses.mp3" length="29251208" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/111-ep-30-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/111-ep-30-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 18:05:28 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>48:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 29: Can Money Buy Happiness</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Train brothel ... Girls dorm ... Artists are never satisfied.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Chris Mosier ... Train brothel ... Girls dorm ... Artists are never satisfied.</itunes:summary>
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      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/112-ep-29-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/112-ep-29-the-second-column-podcast-chris-mosier</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:04:54 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>45:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>chris mosier, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 28: Lies Deception And Betrayal At Trader Joes</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Malcolm X Files ... Blue Lobster ... More cute than illegal.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Malcolm X Files ... Blue Lobster ... More cute than illegal.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/liesdeceptionandbetrayalattraderjoes.mp3" length="24483368" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/113-ep-28-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/113-ep-28-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:04:53 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>40:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 27: Speech</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Dan Donatelli ... The balding of Anthony Edwards ... Public parks private pleasures ... Apologies all around.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Dan Donatelli ... The balding of Anthony Edwards ... Public parks private pleasures ... Apologies all around.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/speech.mp3" length="25115888" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/114-ep-27-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/114-ep-27-the-second-column-podcast-dan-donatelli</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:04:38 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>41:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 26: Small Towns Big Headlines</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Free the dogs ... Prison hotels ... Criminal Genius ... Breakfast unpleasantness.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Free the dogs ... Prison hotels ... Criminal Genius ... Breakfast unpleasantness.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/smalltownsbigheadlines.mp3" length="19608608" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/115-ep-26-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/115-ep-26-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:04:00 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>32:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 25: By The Authority Invested In Me</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Hog wedding ... Creepy dude in the gazebo ... Making teacher cry.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jeff Sloniker ... Hog wedding ... Creepy dude in the gazebo ... Making teacher cry.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/bythepowerinvestedinme.mp3" length="32699648" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/116-ep-25-the-second-column-podcast-jeff-sloniker</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/116-ep-25-the-second-column-podcast-jeff-sloniker</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:03:17 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>54:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jeff sloniker, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 24: Tommy Saves The Day</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Flambrulee ... A little late for work ... Carlos faces a difficult decision ... Browns lose the Super Bowl.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Flambrulee ... A little late for work ... Carlos faces a difficult decision ... Browns lose the Super Bowl.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/tommysavestheday.mp3" length="28300808" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/117-ep-24-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/117-ep-24-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:03:08 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>47:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 23: The Seven Social Sins</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Josh Meinderstsma ... Pillow bang ... Pope Bad A*s I ... If you can touch one dictator.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Josh Meinderstsma ... Pillow bang ... Pope Bad A*s I ... If you can touch one dictator.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thesevensocialsins.mp3" length="38840168" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/118-ep-23-the-second-column-podcast-josh-meindertsma</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/118-ep-23-the-second-column-podcast-josh-meindertsma</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:03:11 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>64:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>josh meinderstma, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 22: Flavonoid Behavior Theory</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Kevin gets force-fed tomatoes ... Kevin gets a drink ... Kevin gets the greatest hiccups ever.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Kevin Ford ... Kevin gets force-fed tomatoes ... Kevin gets a drink ... Kevin gets the greatest hiccups ever.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/flavonoidbehaviortheory.mp3" length="29430848" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/119-ep-22-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/119-ep-22-the-second-column-podcast-kevin-ford</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:03:55 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>49:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>kevin ford, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 21: My Lost Vegas Renaissance</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Hal Rudnick ... Los Vegas ... Strip club eye contact ... Once for the vuns.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Hal Rudnick ... Los Vegas ... Strip club eye contact ... Once for the vuns.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mylostvegasrenaissance.mp3" length="29115848" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/120-ep-21-the-second-column-podcast-hal-rudnick</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/120-ep-21-the-second-column-podcast-hal-rudnick</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:02:39 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>48:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>hal rudnick, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 20: My Big TV Debut</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Doug Dreisel Jr. ... Mike loses his mind for about 50 minutes.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Doug Dreisel Jr. ... Mike loses his mind for about 50 minutes.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mybigtvdebut.mp3" length="32317688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/121-ep-20-the-second-column-podcast-doug-driesel-jr</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/121-ep-20-the-second-column-podcast-doug-driesel-jr</guid>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:02:03 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>53:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>doug driesel jr, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 19: Abby Valentines Day</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Abby Kincaid ... A nun that looks like Allen Hale ... Do not ever call me again ... Hobbits are not sexy.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Abby Kincaid ... A nun that looks like Allen Hale ... Do not ever call me again ... Hobbits are not sexy.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/abbyvalentinesday.mp3" length="25793408" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/122-ep-19-the-second-column-podcast-abby-kincaid</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/122-ep-19-the-second-column-podcast-abby-kincaid</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:02:05 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>42:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>abby kincaid, penny relentless, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 18: A Bunch Of Boobs</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Woman helmet ... At least it is not a weiner ... Return of Lazarus.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Ed Galvez ... Woman helmet ... At least it is not a weiner ... Return of Lazarus.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/abunchofboobs.mp3" length="29464688" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/123-ep-18-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/123-ep-18-the-second-column-podcast-ed-galvez</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:02:45 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>49:06</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>ed galvez, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 17: The Birds And The Birds</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Joe reignites his love affair with the trumpet ... Screw calendars ... The opposite of an orgasm ... Mike is a girl frog.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Joe reignites his love affair with the trumpet ... Screw calendars ... The opposite of an orgasm ... Mike is a girl frog.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thebirdsandthebirds.mp3" length="26026328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/124-ep-17-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/124-ep-17-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:02:23 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>43:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 16: Personality Quiz</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The popularity of Vladimir ... Punching babies ... Potato masher ... Sean saves his kisses.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The popularity of Vladimir ... Punching babies ... Potato masher ... Sean saves his kisses.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/personalityquiz.mp3" length="28648568" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/125-ep-16-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/125-ep-16-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:01:18 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>47:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 15: Mondaiji</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest David Pavlina AKA Mondaiji ... Sex trains ...This is where it is going to happen ... The city of angels has demons.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest David Pavlina AKA Mondaiji ... Sex trains ...This is where it is going to happen ... The city of angels has demons.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/mondaiji.mp3" length="28990928" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/126-ep-15-the-second-column-podcast-dave-pavlina</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/126-ep-15-the-second-column-podcast-dave-pavlina</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:01:01 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>48:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>david pavlina, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 14: Southern California Christmas</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Worst surprise ever ... Ladies ... The real Bad Santa ... Hobosexuals.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Worst surprise ever ... Ladies ... The real Bad Santa ... Hobosexuals.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/southerncaliforniachristmas.mp3" length="33766328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/127-ep-14-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/127-ep-14-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:12:19 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>56:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 13: The Good Innkeeper</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Some of this might sound familiar ... Producers are princes among men ... Carlos eats alone ... Ticker tape parade ad gone wrong.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Some of this might sound familiar ... Producers are princes among men ... Carlos eats alone ... Ticker tape parade ad gone wrong.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thegoodinkeeper.mp3" length="28473608" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/128-ep-13-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/128-ep-13-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:12:08 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>47:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 12: Everything You Know Is Wrong Part I</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Do not tip your federal judge ... Mike is a monster ... Improving rape ... Shake that Joe.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Do not tip your federal judge ... Mike is a monster ... Improving rape ... Shake that Joe.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/everythingyouknowiswrongpart1.mp3" length="32895488" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/129-ep-12-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/129-ep-12-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:12:32 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>54:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 11: Bald Men And The Women Who Love Them</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Special guest Jen Jones ... Almost gay in Japan ... An egg carton of men ... Killing a Smurf is hard work.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Special guest Jen Jones ... Almost gay in Japan ... An egg carton of men ... Killing a Smurf is hard work.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/baldmenandthewomenwholovethem.mp3" length="31714328" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/130-ep-11-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/130-ep-11-the-second-column-podcast-jen-jones</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:11:48 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>52:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>jen jones, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 10: Kids Table Manifesto</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Tom completes the Donatelli brother triforce ... Lord Bill Bixpy from the days of yore ... Pigeon 2.0 ... Aunt Eileen needs to move the hutch.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Tom completes the Donatelli brother triforce ... Lord Bill Bixpy from the days of yore ... Pigeon 2.0 ... Aunt Eileen needs to move the hutch.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/kidstablemanifesto.mp3" length="24916088" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/131-ep-10-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/131-ep-10-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:11:42 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>41:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>tom donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 9: Menergy Is The New Metrosexual</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our first female guest, comedian Meghan Parks ... Mike loses all his money to the ugliest woman in the strip club ... Carlos paints Jim Varney in a whole new light ... Joe and Meghan plan a chain of strip clubs.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Our first female guest, comedian Meghan Parks ... Mike loses all his money to the ugliest woman in the strip club ... Carlos paints Jim Varney in a whole new light ... Joe and Meghan plan a chain of strip clubs.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/menergyisthenewmetrosexual.mp3" length="31742048" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/132-ep-9-the-second-column-podcast-meghan-parks</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/132-ep-9-the-second-column-podcast-meghan-parks</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:11:57 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>52:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>meghan parks, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 8: Fun With Research</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Executing the douchey ... Dementia sex ... Gay bomb ... The Ticker Tape Parade song and other hits from the 1930s.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Executing the douchey ... Dementia sex ... Gay bomb ... The Ticker Tape Parade song and other hits from the 1930s.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/funwithresearch.mp3" length="26338088" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/133-ep-8-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/133-ep-8-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:11:15 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>43:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 7: The Best Holiday</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Boo-riffic ... Breaking news on uncarved pumpkins ... Orgies versus gang bangs ... The Valentines Day gift that dare not speak its name.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Boo-riffic ... Breaking news on uncarved pumpkins ... Orgies versus gang bangs ... The Valentines Day gift that dare not speak its name.</itunes:summary>
      <enclosure url="http://thesecondcolumn.com/podcast/thebestholiday.mp3" length="33954248" type="audio/mpeg" />
      <link>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/134-ep-7-the-second-column-podcast</link>
      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/134-ep-7-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:10:03 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>56:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 6: Robots Cannot Love</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A letter from a man named Dave ... Mike looks like Joe Torre ... Robostang, the robot who delivers mail on horseback ... Women are just BJ robots.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A letter from a man named Dave ... Mike looks like Joe Torre ... Robostang, the robot who delivers mail on horseback ... Women are just BJ robots.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:10:34 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>50:00</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 5: Deloitte And Touche And Women</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>Letter from a man named Smoose ... First sound effects ... Tip well so people can poop at home ... Too many Carloses Part II.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Letter from a man named Smoose ... First sound effects ... Tip well so people can poop at home ... Too many Carloses Part II.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:10:41 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>45:29</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Episode 4: Business Hammocks</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>First guest and audience member ... Hawaii is not a state ... Achieving the full dangle ... Too many Carloses.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>First guest and audience member ... Hawaii is not a state ... Achieving the full dangle ... Too many Carloses.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:10:55 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>44:06</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:keywords>dan donatelli, the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 3: Leaving Santa Monica</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The hot voice of the intro girl ... Remote show from Baker ... Pushing babies into traffic ... The legendary Bud Light Chelada.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The hot voice of the intro girl ... Remote show from Baker ... Pushing babies into traffic ... The legendary Bud Light Chelada.</itunes:summary>
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      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/138-ep-3-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 21:09:33 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>44:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 2: I Want You ... But I Really Want Egg Rolls</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>A car makes fun of Sean ... vocal impersonations from Joe ... speed dating blues ... duck lover ... disease equals morality for Mike.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>A car makes fun of Sean ... vocal impersonations from Joe ... speed dating blues ... duck lover ... disease equals morality for Mike.</itunes:summary>
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      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/139-ep-2-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:09:33 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>47:56</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Episode 1: The War On Drugs Is Being Fought In Your Toilet</title>
      <itunes:author>Mike Costantini, Joe Donatelli, Carlos Jaime, Sean Kearney</itunes:author>
      <itunes:subtitle>The podcast that started it all ... Flesh-gnawing whip-poor-wills ...The proper use of scientists ... A Greyhound nightmare.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>The podcast that started it all ... Flesh-gnawing whip-poor-wills ...The proper use of scientists ... A Greyhound nightmare.</itunes:summary>
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      <guid>http://thesecondcolumn.com/episode-archives/140-ep-1-the-second-column-podcast</guid>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:09:10 PDT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>37:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:keywords>the second column, comedy</itunes:keywords>
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